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Anonymous 01/10/24(Wed)14:38:40 No.76067288 >>76067326 >>76067338 >>76067379 >>76067424 >>76067980 (You) >>76068827 >>76069024 >>76071479 903284309483274.jpg (29 KB, 700x570) google yandex iqdb wait Allow me to one up you. >Be 17 >Raging hormones >Need to get off >Walls are too thin upstairs >Scared someone might hear me >Go down to basement >Shut the door behind me >It's pitch black >Exciting >hike up night shirt >bend over, get on it >Start going nuts >Go downstairs >Slam dildo on the furnace >Squeezing my breasts >All of a sudden the light comes on >"Annie!?" >My little brother and 6 of his friends are sitting up in their sleeping bags around the TV side of the basement >Brother is staring at me, mouth agape, from behind the sofa >Freak out >Shout "Don't look!" and hop off the dildo >Try to pull it off the furnace but it's stuck tight >PANIC >Pull way to hard >With a "SHLOCK!" it came off and flies out of my hands >Hurtles towards my brother like a missile >Hits him dead in the face and knocks him backwards >Run upstairs >Sit in my closet crying >Then realize I could have just f------ done it INSIDE THE CLOSET >Cry harder >Brother never looked at me the same ever again >Weeks later >Found the dildo behind the TV >Cried and threw it into the furnace >Created toxic smoke that set off the smoke alarms >Ran out of the basement >Dad went down >Came out with a charred dildo >Handed it to me with a face full of pity and disgust >"Here's your boyfriend. Be more careful." >Never wanted to jump off a bridge more Autism is hard as a teenage girl.

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