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: Anonymous Worship Jesus, not women. 02/13/24(Tue)22:48:32 No.913899610 My beloved simps and incels, please let The Holy Spirit move your hearts to listen to these words of Wisdom. All of you who are engaging in p---------- or sexual content of any kind, including your own lustful thoughts for women, are sinning against God and are idolizing women instead of Him. HOLY BIBLE 165 KB JPG >Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, fornication, theft, murder, adultery, >Matthew 5:28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Remember, Eve was enticed by Satan to misguide Adam, & Adam simped for Eve instead of obeying God's command. >Genesis 3:12 The man said, "The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate." When you lust after women you're sinning in your hearts against God, because sex & sexuality belongs within marriage. >Hebrews 13:4 Let marriage be held in honor among all, & let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge fornicators and the adulterous. Adam was married to Eve, but the point is that he elevated her over God, & that's exactly what all of you are doing whenever you engage with sexual content or even your own sexual thoughts for any particular woman. Seek a relationship with God first by confessing in your hearts that Jesus Christ is God & The Son of God who died for your sins. Pray to The Father for guidance and get baptized as an outward sign of acceptance of Jesus Christ. Make time to read the Bible & ask The Father for guidance from The Holy Spirit as you read. As you grow in your relationship with God, ask The Father in Jesus name for whatever you need, including a faithful wife. He will provide whatever you need if you wait & trust in Him. Pray for The Holy Spirit to help you avoid p---------- & all forms of sexual content or lustful thoughts; it's a sin against God & another form of idolatry. God bless all of you & fill you with His Holy Spirit in Jesus name. Amen. : Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)22:49:23 No.913899648 195 KB JPG >>913899610 (OP) # Worship my testicles on your chin

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous feels good man 02/13/24(Tue)08:48:21 No.913872747 >be me, 12-13 boy in middle school >have a gf (same age) who has the hots for me >she's obsessed with me >Jokingly tell her I want sex one day and she agrees immediately 80 KB JPG >mfw she agreed so f------ fast we ended up going to an alleyway and I lost my virginity that day at 12-13 (can't remember when) I'm in college now and she's a piercer now and recently pierced my ears >>913887090 # >>913900297 #

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They Turned me Down, Now I Live my Nightmare | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Anonymous Settings Mobile Hom 02/13/24(Tue)16:17:23 No.91389594 82 KB JPG >Already tried self improvemen >Going to the gym >Dressing better >Getting haircuts >Keeping beard well trimmed >Already tried philosophy and stoicism >Already tried Buddhism and taoism >Already tried mediation >Already tried acting more confident and being more sociable >Still, girls clench their lips when they see me very often >Is not most girls, but happens often enough to be noticeable >Happens at least a couple of times per day when walking down the street >It's almost always the cute girls >Including the short gen-z Chinese cutie from work I have a crush on I f------ hate being a 5'3 manlet, I'm not even ugly, at worst I'm completely average besides my height, life is hell as a shortcel.

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Anon inserts his tickle fetish in king fu panda 4 (I think) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)15:57:37 No.142221299 >As Zhen is fighting the chameleon, suddenly a tongue is lashed out at her, she swiftly manages to dodge it. Or so she thinks as she promply feels something wet hot and ticklish stroke against her paws. She bursts out in laughing as she is helpless to move and avoid the Chameleon tickling her poor defenseless paws with her long wet ticklish tongue as shes stuck in such an embarassing and helpless situation. Po watches on in genuine confusion and shock with her jaw dropped as she remains motionless despite his comrade being helplessly tickled right in front of him. 47 KB JPG >Tai lung meanwhile watches in wicked pleasure as he sulks in the shadows Anonymous >>142221299 (OP) # this movie is gonna flop so bad 02/13/24(Tue)16:01:06 No.142221341

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Boston in 2007 was saved | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.16 MB PNG soult swim 02/13/24(Tue)15:37:55 No.142221094 >We did it. Boston is safe now. Anonymous >>142221094 (OP) # man its f----- up the entire city of Boston was the result in Cartoon Network entering the dark ages 02/13/24(Tue)15:41:22 No.142221133 Anonymous >>142221094 (OP) # Out of all the animated shows that have those theories about the characters being dead and in hell or purgatory, this is the one show I'd actually believe that theory. Carl lives in hell, this is true. 02/13/24(Tue)15:42:03 No.142221141

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Anon follows dcs the questions footsteps | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)11:07:49 No.142218103 >Be me >Sitting at home watching The Truman Show for the first time. >Find the bad guy kinda interesting since he's basically a stand in for the global elites. >Remember when I used to watch Justice League Unlimited as a kid. >Think about how much I liked The Question always managed to take down corrupt elites through critical thinking and even when his conspiracy theories were wrong regarding motives he still was right about the plots existing. >Realize I haven't seen him in anything recently. Not even in the direct to DVD stuff. >Go to YouTube to look up old JLU clips. Maybe they'll be people talking about the character there. 156 KB PNG >All the clips of The Question are marked as YouTube kids content so the comments are disabled. >Autoplay plays another JLU clip. >It's the scene where Lex Luthor is talking to Amazo about the purpose of life (live long enough to see it to the end but ultimately you choose your own purpose). >Kinda agree to an extent although the advice is a bit generic and pretty much the opposite of The Question's philosophy. >Scroll down to see comments enabled with everyone talking about how great JLU is and how we need more shows like it. There's no way this is a coincidence is there?

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Plastic Love | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 426 KB PNG >Be me when I was 14, presumably straight. >Halloween. >Thought the mannequins were hot. >Proceed to take one home in my candy bag. >Take it home. >Church put on a haunted house show that simulated going to hell. >They ordered a load of mannequins to use for body parts. Settings Mobile Home *DIES OF CRINGE* >Put it up in my closet and dress it up in my clothes. >One night, everyone asleep. >Put on a sexy music tape. >Took into bed and proceeded to make out with it. >Took off its clothes and busted a fat nut on its chest. >Post nut clarity kicks in. >25 year old NEET still living with parents. >Helping mom clean out garage. >"what is that?" >Proceeded to take it apart like a cereal killer. >Threw it in a heavy duty trash bag. >Too lazy to leave at the dump. >Hide bag full of cummed on mannequin in the garage. >Fugget about it. >FFW to now. >"We never had a mannequin" >Mom looks at me remembering all the other weird s--- I did as a teen. >Doesn't say anything. >Just throws it into the trash pile and keeps cleaning. Did I forget to mention that it was a man mannequin?

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Anon tries Tinder. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 906 KB JPG 02/13/24(Tue)15:02:08 No.76449462 >download tinder because I have no originality >try it >tried the paid version for a month >hated it and canceled it >today I try to look up statistics for tinder >3/4 of the users are allegedly male >women match with 10% of men while men match with 0.6% of women >double digit numbers for fake profiles >men swipe right way more than women do

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Anon speaks American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)10:10:56 No.193540624 it's become a prawnblem IMG_1643.jpg 86 KB JPG >be EFL >have to pretend that ESLS regularly butchering your language is "cute" or "funny” even apparently "sexy" >try to pick up another language for the fun of it. >Pronounce a single syllable slightly off or show a hint of an accent and they start flipping tables, claiming you desecrated their sacred tongues Love you too guys. : Anonymous : Anonymous >>193540624 (OP) # i speak the ways i wants to speak and if you dont like it you can come to louisiana and i can drown you in the swamp and let the feral hogs eat your body 02/09/24(Fri)10:15:31 No.193540697 02/09/24(Fri)10:16:04 No.193540706 THIS N---- SAID "A CARRO" HAHAHAH POINT AT THIS STUPID GRINGO AND STEAL HIS ORGANS

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Land of the free, world of the dead. | /r/Greentext

JPG | 7.70 KB Tuesday 2024-02-13 17:53:55 2 hours ago >At work >Arrive punctual at 8am after an hour long drive barely getting any sleep from last night >Waste time by first having to get a coffee with the coworkers and planning for today >It's now 9.30 and where starting to work >Waste time by chit chatting with random colleague who came into office and won't stop talking >Its now 11.30 we decide to go for an early lunch and afterwards get a coffee >12.30 >Still haven't done any work >We finally start to work >We have to Install some keycards in an office space so that you can open or close some doors with a Keycard >Office workers come back from their lunch break and start to work >We decide to leave for now since we don't want to bother them and move back to our own office >Its 13.30 now >Spent half an hour writing a report on how much work we did today >14 a clock now >Cant leave until 16.30 >Spent the rest of the day wasting my time on my phone >Finally time to leave >Arrive home at 18.00 >No time to exercise >No time to c--- a decent meal >No time to read anything meaningful >Just waste the little bit of spare time i have for today on the internet Im this close on ropping bros i seriously cant take it any longer How do Normies manage to get through this Hell?

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Anon takes an iq test | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 59 KB PNG 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.778151892 >friend tells me to take an iq test >okay ill do it >go to testyouriq.org >finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw

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: Anonymous Am I gay? 604 KB JPG 02/01/24(Thu)12:39:17 No.76314198 >be me >straight 22 year old > had a friend of the same age I've known since 2nd grade >visit his hometown and play fighting games with him >we're about as good as each other >friend says he's tired and wants to lie down >says I can go home if I want >decide to lie down next to him just to take a nap >see his hard c--- through his shorts, making mine hard too >makes out and jacks me off as if he's been wanting to do this for years >I cuddle with him afterwards and I leave saying bye as if we just hung out normally Am I gay anons? I swear I'm straight I've never looked at men that way it just seemed right to do this 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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ITT: we post like we're on /tv/ in 20 years ITT: we post like we're on /tv(...) 02/13/24(Tue)16:27:28 No.196227424 1707799863572759.jpg 31 KB JPG >be me >femanon >wonder why my parents named me khaleesi >decide to watch the show she's from (she is probably a ladyboss!) >first episode >she's being molested by her brother >next episode >she's being r---- by genghis khan what did my parents mean by this?

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: Anonymous Worship Jesus, not women. 02/13/24(Tue)22:48:32 No.913899610 My beloved simps and incels, please let The Holy Spirit move your hearts to listen to these words of Wisdom. All of you who are engaging in p---------- or sexual content of any kind, including your own lustful thoughts for women, are sinning against God and are idolizing women instead of Him. HOLY BIBLE 165 KB JPG >Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, fornication, theft, murder, adultery, >Matthew 5:28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Remember, Eve was enticed by Satan to misguide Adam, & Adam simped for Eve instead of obeying God's command. >Genesis 3:12 The man said, "The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate." When you lust after women you're sinning in your hearts against God, because sex & sexuality belongs within marriage. >Hebrews 13:4 Let marriage be held in honor among all, & let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge fornicators and the adulterous. Adam was married to Eve, but the point is that he elevated her over God, & that's exactly what all of you are doing whenever you engage with sexual content or even your own sexual thoughts for any particular woman. Seek a relationship with God first by confessing in your hearts that Jesus Christ is God & The Son of God who died for your sins. Pray to The Father for guidance and get baptized as an outward sign of acceptance of Jesus Christ. Make time to read the Bible & ask The Father for guidance from The Holy Spirit as you read. As you grow in your relationship with God, ask The Father in Jesus name for whatever you need, including a faithful wife. He will provide whatever you need if you wait & trust in Him. Pray for The Holy Spirit to help you avoid p---------- & all forms of sexual content or lustful thoughts; it's a sin against God & another form of idolatry. God bless all of you & fill you with His Holy Spirit in Jesus name. Amen. : Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)22:49:23 No.913899648 195 KB JPG >>913899610 (OP) # Worship my testicles on your chin

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