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: Anonymous guys I need help 5 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)09:18:09 No.76497331 >be me >be friends with grill for ~3 years >always had a good relationship, pretty much best friends, always happy to see each other and talk and s--- >get feelings for her >confess on valentines day w/ candy n s--- (i'm pretty sure my intentions were obvious for like a month before) >she is surprised and didnt expect it >she acts confused and then says she doesnt find me attractive in a sort of unclear way? >be fine with it and tell them I care about our relationship enough to just stay friends >talk a little later and things are kind of normal >feelsbadman.mp3 >confidencelost.mp4 >we had a thing planned earlier in the week to go shopping together like normal >got up the courage to go out and have a good time like friends >arrive >feelsscaredman.jpg >start off ok we browse s--- for a bit >she seems to want to keep distance >she keeps moving away whenever I get close or try to browse or anything >barely participates in conversation at this point I can tell from their voice that they arent enjoying this >try to cheer them up, hang out with them, try to find interest in whatever the f--- they are doing >say goodbye >emptyinside.exe >"anon you know you can go and do other s--- you dont have to be next to me" tone was condescending but I thought it wasnt too much to worry about >f--- off for a bit, come back and try to rekindle literally anything >"anon, you know you dont have to be like right with me yknow." >at this point get the message >f--- off and buy my things >go into my car >look like picrel as all the weight of everything crashes down on me guys help I just want to be friends again

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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: Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)10:18:13 No.667417689 >I own my ga -ACK solar flare.jpg 193 KB JPG

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Anonymous 2/17/2024, 11:24:23 PM No.78673768 132 KB JPEG > be me > decide to play some tf2 > boot up to one of those infinite cap 2fort servers > start f------ pubstomping > one of the guys on the other team is raging like crazy > start targetting him purely out of pettiness > he gets autobalanced to my team > he starts ranting in team chat about how he's gonna kill himself > I start egging him on thinking hes joking > he turns on his mic and says > "Thanks anon, exactly what I needed to hear." > Immediately I hear a f------ gunshot from his vc mic > he goes afk > everybody in the server is losing their f------ minds > I dip the f--- out of there havent touched the game in days

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: Anonymous RAGE WITH EYES OF BLUE SPELL CARD Baud Syncro/Xyz/Pendulum blue haired t----- zoomer spends the next 10 entire minutes wasting half of his deck In a psychotic and unnecessary spectacle full of fireworks worthy only for a ADHD child whose attention span has been burned out by TikTok videos >All this spectacle only summon 2 monsters with a 2500 attack each And m ferm HE your land Special St your Deck Ca 02/17/24(Sat)22:57:44 No.667429743 57 KB JPG >Turn 1: place a mirror force card >Turn 2: >Zoomer Attacks >l activate my mirror force and destroy his monsters >Turn 3; I activate pic related and summon my 3 Blue eyed white dragons >Attack and beat the zoomer fair and square with my blue eyes white dragons >Zoomer proceed to COPE and SEETHE calling me "yugiboomer" Zoomers make it so easy

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File: frog posting.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) hunger Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:31:18 No.914088836 Maybe its because I was really fat when I was younger but I like feeling hungry >feeling hungry means you are losing weight >feeling hungry means you are in control of your animal instincts The only time I feel happy / okay with myself is I'm hungry. I know this doesn't apply if you live in a place where food is scarce but if you live in a first wolrd country its the best. If I'm full I automaticly feel really sick because it means I'm a fat big boy who can't even control his most basic instincs. pic unrelated

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File: frog posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I feel like i f----- up Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)02:31:53 No.76496971 >>76498986 >be me >21 year old virgin who never had a real gf >always avoid talking about my sexlife but never explicitly say i'm a virgin >also really good at hiding my powerlevel so most people asume i'm a normie who had sex before >Go to birthday party of friend >have a good time because im drunk >a few days later friend says a girl there liked me >ask who >before he answers he asks if the body is importend to me >so obviously a fat chick >don't want to seem as desperate as i am to friend >so say stuff like its in one of my top priorities for a girl >he nods >before conversation can continue other friend comes up so the topic changes >it's been 8 days and he hasn't mentioned it again >he probably told the girl i wasn't interested While it's pretty obvious it was a fat chick i feel like i missed an opportunity for losing my V-Card.

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: Anonymous T.Z.D 02/17/24(Sat)20:21:33 No.914085847 233 KB PNG >be me >working at pajeet cheapo store >Lots of customers today for some reason >Suddenly a wild gang of zoomers walk in >Pic related mfw >I instantly clock one of them as an 11/10 Asian tomboy with floofy hair >I try to keep busy doing my tasks while avoiding looking anywhere towards floofy hair girl >The zoomer c---- keep walking around randomly in the store without buying anything, just browsing and yapping >probably chatting about the latest meme trend or some gay s--- >keeps telling myself to just keep my eyes on my tasks and DO NOT look at her >Everytime I think they finally left the store, I turn around a corner and they are still f------ there and I have to avoid eye contact with floofy hair girl >They left and re entered the store 4 times at least >Keeps trying to walk around the store casually but I keep running into the tomboy and her surrounding beta orbiters >I get stressed out and rush to the back for a water break trying to avoid suspicion >deep breath and composes myself to go back out >tomboy and her simp gang are still there and are in my section of the store >10 mins later they spill some fries on the floor and finally leave, leaving the mess for me to clean why are zoomers like this?

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: Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat) 13:35:09 No.196369442 1708178633625937.jpg 77 KB JPG >invent humans >leave clues for humans so they can come find you >humans come and find you >chimp the f--- out and kill humans because they found you Seriously, what the f--- was his problem?

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File: dog.jpg (9 KB, 311x162) How is Dog Ownership Not Seen as Insanely F----- Up? Anonymous (ID: CzmRxyv/ 02/17/24(Sat)17:05:38 No.458956184 [Reply]► >>458959001 I just moved to NYC after graduation for work, here's something I've noticed >lots of young single girls, in their 20s, who live alone or with roommates in my Condo >they all have dogs >the dogs just sit in a shoebox Condo 23.5 hours a day >get taken out for walks in a concrete jungle >can rarely ever piss or s--- because it's so hard to take them up and down 25 flights >the girls are clearly using these dogs as a substitute to childrearing as their maternal instincts are kicking in. These girls basically just have a little slave that sits bored in their s----- cardboard boxes, costing them time and resources that should be used on on either having a kid.... or investing so they will be able to afford a kid shortly.

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[Catalog] [Bottom] [update File: download (1).png (9 KB, 205x246) [Det Political insecurity Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)23:17:27 No.914080745 ► Uostal >be me >Be young right wing >Hate conspiracy theorist >Mfw Most right wing is conspiracy theorist 1 >w--.jpg >Mfw Most social platforms downvote right wingers to hell Scared.png > Screw it.wav >Post my position on reddit > Somehow don't get downvoted > They conclude that I am either gonna go left or become Nazi anyway and downvote me to hell >Dafuq >They ask what conservativsm means to me >I explain it's a way to balance social progress with traditional but nessacary values >They say I don't have enough critical thinking I understand why right wing is so unpopular but these maga and qannon folks I despise with all my worth I arrived at the right wing purely from life experience surely If I have enough critical thinking to know climate change is real then I won't become one of the maga morons I mean ny definitions of conservativeism isnt anything close to what republican and torys are doing right? Lesson learned: all right wingers should hide or die because societal balance can go f--- itself [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/2

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: Anonymous (ID: jzVPdbix Why are chinks like this? 02/02/24(Fri)21:23:57 No.457323923 Chink Genocider.jpg 39 KB JPG >Be me >Read Chinese Animu Light novel >Protagonist achieves enlightenment through Taoism >"My body will rot, my mind will wither, but the heart is eternal. The heart is unchanged. Yesterday I cried, Today I mourn, Tomorrow I will advance. As a child I learned the innocence of life. As an adolescent, I learned the cruelty of heavens. And now, as a man, I learned how to fight and how to protect. To protect.... This is my Dao!!!" >PROCEEDS TO COMMIT A GENOCIDE WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST >PROCEEDS TO LITERALLY ETHNICALLY GENOCIDE HIS ENEMIES. >PROCEEDS TO KILL ALL OF HIS ENEMIES WHILE CHANTING TAOIST SCRIPTURES AND THE BUDDHIST CANON. What the f--- is this? Is this how the Chinks see enlightenment? To kill your enemies and show no mercy?

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: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 02/17/24(Sat)15:23:11 No.76493789 >Be me >Met cool girl >We've been texting nonstop for the past few weeks >We mostly banter with each other, call each other retards, f---, etc >Picked her up to get dinner yesterday >She made fun of me for being part jewish so I told her she looks more jewish than me because of her nose >She laughed it off and insulted me back >I could hear her holding back tears >I apologized and she told me not to worry but I still feel bad >Rest of the date went fine >I still think I poked fun at a genuine insecurity How badly did I f--- up???

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: Anonymous guys I need help 5 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)09:18:09 No.76497331 >be me >be friends with grill for ~3 years >always had a good relationship, pretty much best friends, always happy to see each other and talk and s--- >get feelings for her >confess on valentines day w/ candy n s--- (i'm pretty sure my intentions were obvious for like a month before) >she is surprised and didnt expect it >she acts confused and then says she doesnt find me attractive in a sort of unclear way? >be fine with it and tell them I care about our relationship enough to just stay friends >talk a little later and things are kind of normal >feelsbadman.mp3 >confidencelost.mp4 >we had a thing planned earlier in the week to go shopping together like normal >got up the courage to go out and have a good time like friends >arrive >feelsscaredman.jpg >start off ok we browse s--- for a bit >she seems to want to keep distance >she keeps moving away whenever I get close or try to browse or anything >barely participates in conversation at this point I can tell from their voice that they arent enjoying this >try to cheer them up, hang out with them, try to find interest in whatever the f--- they are doing >say goodbye >emptyinside.exe >"anon you know you can go and do other s--- you dont have to be next to me" tone was condescending but I thought it wasnt too much to worry about >f--- off for a bit, come back and try to rekindle literally anything >"anon, you know you dont have to be like right with me yknow." >at this point get the message >f--- off and buy my things >go into my car >look like picrel as all the weight of everything crashes down on me guys help I just want to be friends again

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