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File: frogsuit.jpg (50 KB, 468x546) Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)18:51:28 No.76520488 >>76520559 >>76520579 >>76520654 >>76520739 >be me >turned 81 in december >made a living as a union welder for decades >work was hard and I had to deal with a lot of difficult people >never really cared much though so long as my family had a nice life >wife passed in 2022(covid) but I still have my two daughters >they both made it here for the long weekend, even brought one of the grandkids >they always make fun of me because I always want to go to Applebee's >the mozzarella sticks are so easy on my old guy teeth though >we get a big booth and order our meals (they don't know yet that I already told the waiter to give me the check) >go to the bathroom while we wait for our food >drag the garbage can into the stall with me >take an absolutely disgusting s--- right in it >when you get older your digestive tract starts to decline and your s--- is really soft >smells like it came from the 9th layer of hell >put the lid back on the garbage can, put it back where it was and go back to dinner like nothing happened People know it was me but nobody says anything because they don't want to start dealing with the possibility of dementia. I get off on every body having to smell my s--- and an employee having to go in there, find it, and deal with it, all while the restaurant is full of people eating dinner.

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File: frogsuit.jpg (50 KB, 468x546) Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)18:51:28 No.76520488 >>76520559 >>76520579 >>76520654 >>76520739 >be me >turned 81 in december >made a living as a union welder for decades >work was hard and I had to deal with a lot of difficult people >never really cared much though so long as my family had a nice life >wife passed in 2022(covid) but I still have my two daughters >they both made it here for the long weekend, even brought one of the grandkids >they always make fun of me because I always want to go to Applebee's >the mozzarella sticks are so easy on my old guy teeth though >we get a big booth and order our meals (they don't know yet that I already told the waiter to give me the check) >go to the bathroom while we wait for our food >drag the garbage can into the stall with me >take an absolutely disgusting s--- right in it >when you get older your digestive tract starts to decline and your s--- is really soft >smells like it came from the 9th layer of hell >put the lid back on the garbage can, put it back where it was and go back to dinner like nothing happened People know it was me but nobody says anything because they don't want to start dealing with the possibility of dementia. I get off on every body having to smell my s--- and an employee having to go in there, find it, and deal with it, all while the restaurant is full of people eating dinner.

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