Left Closet Labyrinth -Only appears in your home if you're a rich man or if you moved into a house that was once owned by some rich dude -Replaces your closet, steals your clothes and makes distant crying sounds -Eats gemstones and metals you would often have in your house like iron, steel, silver and gold -Supposedly has hidden riches and is more dangerous if you have gold, silk or rare spices on you -Will cover your house in vines and literally plant a tree in your flesh (if it catches you) if you piss one off -If one has taken an interest in you and you don't wanna make -Incredibly easy to get lost in by design it mad, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT MOW YOUR LAWN, DO -THEY'RE NOT THE BACKROOMS YOU DUMB IDIOTS DON'T GO NOT REMOVE WEEDS FROM YOUR GARDEN, DO NOT EAT FRUIT INSIDE AND VEGGIES IN YOUR HOUSE AND DO NOT HUNT WILDLIFE Leprechaun Hobbs Authoritarian Spriggan -This diet of theirs can seriously damage stuff like heaters, furnaces and computers -Stuff like braces and joint replacements are also on their menu -Will literally rip into you to take whatever metal thing you have in you that they want to eat -Moves on once there's no more food for them, but it's better to just catch and/or kill them Pooka -Kills your pet and hides the body -Turns into your dead pet -Can and WILL watch you eat and sleep -Does s--- that is HIGHLY abnormal or even anomalous for whatever it turned into just to f--- with you -Thrives on the attention and fear it recieves from your reactions to the weird s--- it does -Otherwise harmless to people -Have really damn good camouflage -Some similarities to the Viet Cong in that you will develop a rational fear of trees if one has taken an interest in you -Lots of different species -Most species eat the grit and grime on your dishes and floor and other surfaces, cleaning them in the process -Some species will tidy their homes by neatly organizing any of your stuff that happens to be where they live -Only come out at night -Harmless but require payment in the form of food (cheese, eggs, bread crumbs, bowls of cream, -Insert themselves next to plants in pots like they own the pot or something each species likes specific things the best) every night so they won't play pranks on you (best case scenario) or metamorphose (worst case scenario) -frens False Flower -Have a grand ol' time singing at night, waking everybody in the house up Dorcha -The one who delivers. -Will deliver that which it seeks. -There is no coming back from deliverance. -To be sought by Dorcha is to be found by Dorcha. -If you are sought by Dorcha, it is advised to grieve and find peace through acceptance. Cellar Grotto -Will appear in your basement/cellar for absolutely no reason Increases humidity, floods your basement/cellar and constantly unleashes beetles and frogs into your house Sometimes makes awful moaning sounds -Can only be made to f--- off if you go inside (and you better be a good swimmer for this because there's a lake in that grotto) and present its creator with a gift of gold The Horde -Invisible hivemind -Steadily accumulates and hoards nasty s--- like rotten food, used syringes and rusty metal -Over a long enough period of time it can turn a -Harmless if left to their own devices -If you try to remove one it'll spray you with a toxic whole house into a goddamn landfill chemical that will permanently blind you -Just try not to draw any attention to their presence if you see one, because they will never ever leave once they take root -Ignore their singing Libertarian -If a hobb is in your house, the Horde won't show up -If the Horde pops up in your house, just move away ASAP -Will eventually bury you in trash if you don't GTFO Right

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Left Closet Labyrinth -Only appears in your home if you're a rich man or if you moved into a house that was once owned by some rich dude -Replaces your closet, steals your clothes and makes distant crying sounds -Eats gemstones and metals you would often have in your house like iron, steel, silver and gold -Supposedly has hidden riches and is more dangerous if you have gold, silk or rare spices on you -Will cover your house in vines and literally plant a tree in your flesh (if it catches you) if you piss one off -If one has taken an interest in you and you don't wanna make -Incredibly easy to get lost in by design it mad, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT MOW YOUR LAWN, DO -THEY'RE NOT THE BACKROOMS YOU DUMB IDIOTS DON'T GO NOT REMOVE WEEDS FROM YOUR GARDEN, DO NOT EAT FRUIT INSIDE AND VEGGIES IN YOUR HOUSE AND DO NOT HUNT WILDLIFE Leprechaun Hobbs Authoritarian Spriggan -This diet of theirs can seriously damage stuff like heaters, furnaces and computers -Stuff like braces and joint replacements are also on their menu -Will literally rip into you to take whatever metal thing you have in you that they want to eat -Moves on once there's no more food for them, but it's better to just catch and/or kill them Pooka -Kills your pet and hides the body -Turns into your dead pet -Can and WILL watch you eat and sleep -Does s--- that is HIGHLY abnormal or even anomalous for whatever it turned into just to f--- with you -Thrives on the attention and fear it recieves from your reactions to the weird s--- it does -Otherwise harmless to people -Have really damn good camouflage -Some similarities to the Viet Cong in that you will develop a rational fear of trees if one has taken an interest in you -Lots of different species -Most species eat the grit and grime on your dishes and floor and other surfaces, cleaning them in the process -Some species will tidy their homes by neatly organizing any of your stuff that happens to be where they live -Only come out at night -Harmless but require payment in the form of food (cheese, eggs, bread crumbs, bowls of cream, -Insert themselves next to plants in pots like they own the pot or something each species likes specific things the best) every night so they won't play pranks on you (best case scenario) or metamorphose (worst case scenario) -frens False Flower -Have a grand ol' time singing at night, waking everybody in the house up Dorcha -The one who delivers. -Will deliver that which it seeks. -There is no coming back from deliverance. -To be sought by Dorcha is to be found by Dorcha. -If you are sought by Dorcha, it is advised to grieve and find peace through acceptance. Cellar Grotto -Will appear in your basement/cellar for absolutely no reason Increases humidity, floods your basement/cellar and constantly unleashes beetles and frogs into your house Sometimes makes awful moaning sounds -Can only be made to f--- off if you go inside (and you better be a good swimmer for this because there's a lake in that grotto) and present its creator with a gift of gold The Horde -Invisible hivemind -Steadily accumulates and hoards nasty s--- like rotten food, used syringes and rusty metal -Over a long enough period of time it can turn a -Harmless if left to their own devices -If you try to remove one it'll spray you with a toxic whole house into a goddamn landfill chemical that will permanently blind you -Just try not to draw any attention to their presence if you see one, because they will never ever leave once they take root -Ignore their singing Libertarian -If a hobb is in your house, the Horde won't show up -If the Horde pops up in your house, just move away ASAP -Will eventually bury you in trash if you don't GTFO Right

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