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81 KB JPG and to loiter >Be Svenska >Car to Soup Trader >Find to island with world crispy >No Cornfed goose honey for milk and sleepn't >Saddens >Horse island scrubber for goose honey for milk and sleepn't >Personal say he will look in ass >Personal never comes back >Me confuses >March To ass >Personal is hidden >Jog the store and be sad region : Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)23:01:30 No.915053497 wasted as f--- and didn't laugh or even giggle. you aren't funny retard

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Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon)22:03:03 No.276748038 35 KB JPG This is all a man needs in life

Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)23:12:05 No.704228812 『バイオハザード4』 (2005) / 『バイオハザードRE:4』 (2023) [Resident Evil 4J (2005) / Resident Evil 4 RJ (2023) エイダ・ウォン / Ada Wong (Before) (After) イングリッド・ハニガン / Ingrid Hunnigan (Before) (After) アシュリー・グラハム / Ashley Graham (アレコスチューム)/ (Alt Costume) (Before) (After) 1719816316242.jpg 693 KB JPG Stop buying demakes

Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

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Anon reminisces | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38 KB PNG 03/08/24(Fri)01:35:40 No.263837355 >ever since i was 7 i had some involvement with Toriyama >Played dragon quest games when i was a moronic child >When i became a teen i started getting into dragon ball >Entire life trajectory changed with battle of gods and super >Have themed my entire online persona around dragon ball z, super, and gt >Turned 24 a few months ago and spent the whole day watching the cell saga finale and eating junk food >Just a week ago, when he died, i was playing modded XV2 and making s----- what if fanfics with friends F------ hell this hurt me to no end, bros how the f--- do i cope with this He's literally been a guiding figure with s--- i like, to the point i love to speculate on every little minute detail of his masterwork story

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Anon tries a new approach to IT Security | /r/Greentext

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Anon gets a female coworker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Pq5aKS9D) M >>460658885 (OP) # 03/04/24(Mon) 17:44:37 No.460667117 Most of them are useless. Driving s---, yeah, they're alright. Though any brain-dead retard can drive a rock truck. It's usually a requirement. >Be me, leadhand >Work in ironwork >S----- prefab plant, structural concrete. >Pays s---, labours backbreaking >Plant hires 4'11 90lb woman >Sticks her on my crew >Engagelawsuitseeker.exe >Can't pull cable, can't haul rebar. >Can't even move end plates. >Steel ties looser than vag. >Why lord? Why? >Relegated to sweeping/scraping. >Morale booster watching her t--- bounce. >Comps out after she hurts herself picking up something. >Thank god. >Plant hires jeet next that's even weaker. >Fml.

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Why are they like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)16:44:51 No.194610382 20sino-materialism-tmagArticle[1].jpg 62 KB JPG >Try to turn an entire culture communist >They become the most materialistic culture on earth Someone explain

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Anon goes to a bar. | /r/Greentext

96 KB JPG >have commercial pilot friend >going out to a bar together, he's driving >both get in the car, he starts it up >"hey it's pretty cold out tonight, maybe you should grab a jacket" >he goes back inside to get a coat >quickly pair my phone to his car's bluetooth >he comes back, starts driving >pull up a YouTube video of the terrain warning alarm >Terrain! Terrain! *whoop whoop* Pull up! Pull up! starts blasting from the car stereo >he instinctively yanks back on the steering wheel >swerves off the road a little, hits someone's trash bin >pulls over, kicks me out of his car, and tells me he's never driving me anywhere again Lol worth it though

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It was all just a bad, bad dream... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/01/24(Fri)19:46:05 No.914738305 I accidently lost my virginity to a dog. Long story short. At night I would have a bath or shower and just throw on a big night shirt. Sometimes I wouldn't put underwear on. One of those times I was in my room when our dog came in. I played with him for a bit and then went back to what I was doing. At this point he mounted me and it slipped in. It hurt and there was blood so I told my parents. They refused to take me to the doctors and refused to believe it was an accident and told me to forget it ever happened.

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HR wants to have a word | /r/Greentext

6 KB JPG once you arrive >be me >21 f-- >works in an office as paperwork slave >pic related >office have a weird habit of handshaking every soul present >am hardcore do not do it >tired of this s--- >every time someone arrives, rub the s--- out of my hand on my junior balls >handshake >basically everybody on my office have touched my d--- And balls >basically had a o--- at 21 >ami a good boy?

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Anon was super cool | /r/Greentext

: Greg 03/08/24(Fri)14:19:37 No. 197017399 >spider-man turns black >this makes him good at dancing but bad at impulse control What the f---? 2.71 MB PNG : Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)14:22:15 No.197017441 >>197017482 # : Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)14:25:17 No.197017482 : Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)14:28:18 No. 197017525 >mfw spent the first 2 years of high school emulating evil spiderman because I thought he was being portrayed as a super cool guy in these scenes 8 KB JPG >>197017544 # >>197017622 #

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International woman's day is canceled | /r/Greentext

1/1 aK9RsFc2 (OP) • US 22m (3/8 1:42) 461066234 - 8 Re - 2 Img JPG 222KB (1024 × 1024) · RIP.jpg 7 Replies International Women's Day is cancelled - - on account of the death of Akira Toriyama. Women, please understand Men need this time to mourn. Thank you. ..

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Anon's going to have a serious discussion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous You think your morning is bad? 59 KB JPG 03/05/24(Tue)10:09:51 No.34915734 >been reading a ton of erotica lately >Eventually find a bunch of i----- stuff on literotica >Begin reading some of it, find the father/ son i----- stuff especially hot >today I come home >sitting on the my laptop is a printed page of my internet search history with a note from dad saying "we're going to have a talk about this when I get home" Guy... am I gonna get disowned?he comes home in an hour

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Distant Front | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/24(Sun)15:18:41 No.76347972 image2.png 253 KB PNG robots i'm sorry for being a normalfag, but i need some s----- life advice >current gf >was depressed, even suicidal before meeting me >get in relationship >she is overly obsessed and attached to me >one time she said >"anon, my life was worse and will be even worse if you were to leave me" >i just want to be alone and out of a relationship right now >mfw if i leave her she might unironically kill herself >i dont want someone to get hurt because of me i am forcily in a relationship right now, what do i do bros.

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Anon spots an alien at the SOTU | /r/Greentext

File: wtfguy.png (616 KB, 1106x444) LIVE CAPITOL HILL SOTU W-- Anonymous (ID: SK3gd3z7 | 03/07/24(Thu)18:40:43 No.461040532 >>461041027 >>461041553 >>461041682 >>461041691 >>461042364 >>461042455 >>461042477 >>461042701 >>461043090 >>461044656 >>461046104 >>461047814 >>461048155 >>461050039 Did anybody see this f----- guy before the SOTU? >This guy is an ACTUAL ALIEN >w-- >no seriously w-- >EAR LOOK AT HIS EAR >HEAD >NO DUDE This guy is an alien

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81 KB JPG and to loiter >Be Svenska >Car to Soup Trader >Find to island with world crispy >No Cornfed goose honey for milk and sleepn't >Saddens >Horse island scrubber for goose honey for milk and sleepn't >Personal say he will look in ass >Personal never comes back >Me confuses >March To ass >Personal is hidden >Jog the store and be sad region : Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)23:01:30 No.915053497 wasted as f--- and didn't laugh or even giggle. you aren't funny retard

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