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![File: dragon-bol.jpg (160 KB, 966x552) profile-side ITT: Mangaka who died in mysterious circumstances Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)22:14:24 No.263874516 [Reply] ►>>263875959 >acute subdural hematoma requires a powerful localized strike to the right side of the brain with force equivalent to the strong blow of a hammer by an adult man >it does not happen unless the victim is hit (more than 99% of the cases), so we can safely say that Toriyama WAS hit at least once with a strong blow to the upper right side of the brain, which makes little sense the claim he has fallen from stairs since he'd have had somehow to hit his head sideways / >most commonly associated with murder and violence rather than domestic accidents >death happens due to damage and lack of oxygenation of the white mass of the brain due to the injury, which means his death was likely not instant >strangely, there were absolutely no reports of him being interned in a hospital, and the first declaration about the entire event came from a studio seven days later after it supposedly happened — rather than friends, family or the authorities](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/771/457/542.png "Anon has a conspiracy... | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous 03/08/24(Fri)16:44:51 No.194610382 20sino-materialism-tmagArticle[1].jpg 62 KB JPG >Try to turn an entire culture communist >They become the most materialistic culture on earth Someone explain](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/771/072/7ee.png "Why are they like this | /r/Greentext")
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![File: e21ea84f7c40c02f53d2c67d7(..).jpg (50 KB, 523x532) O Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)06:42:43 No.846858341 [Reply] story time bread? story time >be me >rob a brewery and steal 5 barrels of booze >its all rum >3 days later i wake up and walk outside and see a suspicious black van and some police cars down the road >panic >race to the bathroom and start pouring the barrels into the bath down the drain >smash the barrels and put them in the pit out back and set them on fire >LOUD BANGING ON MY DOOR >o s--- i am f----- theyve got me >sneak up and see a female cop >she waves >answer the door anxiously >"are you okay anon? you are sweating" >the problem there is officer? >"what" she looks at me funny >"we were just down the road and i noticed black smoke coming from your back yard is everything okay?" >yes the barrels are smoking >"the what? you are aware we are in fire restrictions right? No fires" >yes of course >she comes inside and looks out back and calls the fire brigade >they put out the fire >one of the firemen ask me if i've been making rum because my house wreaks of it >"you know you can re-use the barrels right?" >of course... hahah was just burning old barrels 10 years later still not been caught](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/015/161/48e.jpg "Pirates booty | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: wife.png (704 KB, 950x950) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] 1/0/2/7 Kitty Softpaws Anonymous 02/03/23 (Fri)03:11:39 No.72071381 Im gonna be honest, I want Kitty Softpaws. Like, I WANT Kitty Softpaws. Ever since I first saw her in theaters I fell in love with her. Those deep, big eyes. Her smooth, black fur. Her snappy, stong personality. And of course, her soft, soft, sssssoooooffffttt paws. All of it is just literal perfection. Every second she was on screen I could feel my heart melt a little. Especially that scene when she shaves P---. Ho. ly. S---. I wanted to be on that boat right there with her. Just imagining her being only an inch from my face, slowly and gently gliding her cute little gatito blade all across, her showing the cutest of smiles with the beautiful dreamlike scenery of the dark forest all around us... Just... f---, man. I want to marry this cat. I want to spend the rest of my life with Kitty Softpaws. I want to see her standing in front of me at the altar of the church back at Santa Coloma. When I was driving home from the movie theater I literally almost f------ crashed because I was fantasising about my life with her. It was worth it though, every moment I have I think of her. I love you, Kitty Softpaws. And while I'm on the topic, F--- Death for hogging all of the rule34 attention while Kitty gets almost nothing. It's the disappointment of the century having Generic Male Wolf Character#3957318567 sitting on mountains and mountains of art while Kitty gets whatever crumbs are left over. These stupid artists need to get better taste. >> Anonymous 02/03/23(Fri)03:13:41 No.72071404 ► But she's black, Anon. Is the pillowy soft paw job worth it? [Post a Reply] 1/0/2/7](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/525/251/55e.png "Anon likes Kitty Softpaws | /r/Greentext")
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