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4 years ago Knew a guy like this in college. A real mousy little kid who, unbeknownst to all the rest of us, also happened to be some super genius. In fact, I kind of thought he was stupid for a while. He never got his driver's license, and whenever I'd ask why, he'd just say "I won't need one." He never had a girlfriend as far as I knew, and would spend all his free time playing Dota. Still, dude was chill af, and he had the biggest dorm so we'd hang out at his place. It went like that for about 2 years. Then, out of nowhere, the guy disappears! Doesn't tell anybody and no one knows where he's gone (this was before Myspace and Facebook). A week or two go by and we all think he quit or got expelled or something when he shows back up in town. Obvi we all get together and ask him where tf he's been and what he's doing back. He says that he's just back to pick up his computer and that's he leaving again the next day. I ask him where he's going, and he just turns to me and goes "Sweden." My immediate response is "W-- you doing in Sweden?" Turns out this little kid had been enrolled in some military rocket engineering course for like three years straight, the ENTIRE time we'd known him! None of us ever talked about classes or nothing so I no one ever knew. Apparently, he'd managed to score a free ride to some crazy military engineering project in Europe, where he was allowed to CHOOSE where he was stationed. Where'd he choose? Sweden. Why? Well, according to him, it's because "Sweden has the best ping." This mfer joined the military as a rocket engineer, did four whole years in college and left the country so he could have better internet to fcking play Dota. The best part? Boy asked me for a ride to his parents place to pick up some of his stuff. I asked if he had his license yet. Dude just shakes his head and goes "Told you I wouldn't need one." To this day, I have never respected a mfer so damn much Show less 21K Reply

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