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Anonymous (ID: h1clNvJ2 01/25/24(Thu)10:19:02 No.456375210 >>456370839 (OP) # >be me >have no friends >no job >essentially a recluse that stays inside >mom started off joking around about me getting a gf when i was younger >as i'm getting older she's getting more and more desperate constantly mentioning about how she'd like grandkids >has actually gone out of her way to set me up with an asian girl with a friend from the family >apparently she's a qt3.14 girl that hasn't had a bf before kinda feel ambivilant about the whole thing i guess but i'll go on a date with her, i guess my family feels that the only way i'm going to get a gf is if they actually set up an arranged relationship >>456386987 #

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anon hangs with his friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 325 KB PNG snacking 03/26/24(Tue)00:07:34 No.915925911 >be me at 18 >Walk into gas station with friends >Grab comically large MTN dew and BBQ Fritos >Two guys working register are chill n----- >They purposely don't scan all of my friends s--- n we get our snax for like $3 combined >Tell them thanks and that we owe them one >Go home and play Mario party 4 while >End up watching jackass 2 and falling asleep >Wake up and have to say goodbye to the homies >We say we'll plan something soon It's been 8 years and I've barely seen them since, f---

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: Anonymous 98 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon) 17:41:17 No.76898199 >Be friends with girl >Used to like her but can tell that Im just a back-up >Start going for other girls >She gets insanely curious and wants to know everything about them >Ask her about the guy I saw her with recently >She gives me an offended look and says that its none of my business >Tell her that I find it weird how she wants to know everything about the girls Im talking to but me asking her one question is too much >Shes visibly confused and starts making up bs reasons as to why shes actually right >Just nod and say mhm, obviously not giving a f--- about her yapping >She gives in and starts telling me about the guy >Hes a f------ and they know each other from clubbing but theyre totally just friends hanging out in the city at night Women are so f------ weird

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)15:43:09 No.915935397 >pull up to gas pump >start filling truck up >watch money counter get close to 50 bucks >slow down >48.76 >49.85 175 KB PNG >49.99 >risk it? >go for it >boom 50 clean >go in to pay for pump, cashier is 8/10 blonde qt3.14 >she smiles at me and says that'll be $50 please >hand her the money >she gives me the receipt with her phone number on it >call me she says, i like a guy who is good with his fingers >turn around 360 degrees and go back to my car should i call her /b/ros? 1 Reply / 1 Image Anonymous STOP STOP Gese View Thread 03/26/24(Tue)15:51:36 No.915935673 >>915935397 (OP) # >Pumps for gas, then pays Lol, another retard larp JUST STOP 76 KB JPG

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Just Not Bikes | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous F--- those guys ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/06/24(Wed)18:11:18 No.76700441 密 1.65 MB PNG Urbanist Goes to Europe >W--? >There's cars? >And what are all those fan boxes on every building? >Blasphemy! They're all using split system A/C! >CNN, Not Just Bikes, Reddit, Twitter and MSNBC all told me that Europe is more advanced than the ameriKKKa and don't surcome to such outdated, first world desires. >I shall return to the ameriKKKa where my life is no different if not better than that in europe, BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT! >I was forced to have a double garage McMansion, HVAC and a ford explorer by BIG OIL! >These Europeans should know better >*SOFFS*

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Infinite GBP hack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 124vIWKq) 12 KB JPG >be me 03/26/24(Tue) 05:28:03 No.19887296 >600 pound tendie annihilator >Get my good boy points taken away because I pulled a Chicago sunroof in new daddies car >Wait for mommy and new daddies to fall asleep before getting my revenge >Tie up new daddy with duct tape and make him choke on tendies >Mommy wakes up and sees the struggle >I backhand mommy and tell her to give me back my good boy points >She obliges and helps me dispose of new daddies body >Mfw I get unlimited good boy points because mommy knows that I already have a hole dug beside new daddy that I'll have no problem disposing her in.

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: Anonymous 129 KB PNG 03/26/24(Tue)18:21:31 No.197634905 >Yes MC yes, I know you killed hundreds of henchmen to get here, many of who where just trying to put food on the table or thought they had a normal job as security guards >But... if you kill this real monster that's behind it all, then you're truly past the point of no return...

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: Anonymous 90 KB JPG >be me 01/10/22(Mon)23:04:28 No.870421009 >works in big company. office job >vaccinated not retarded hetero male >sees group at workplace that resists vaccination >heard them talk about how forcing vaccines is so nazi like, and vaccinated people are so horrible towards them >one of the retards say "they are basically nazis" >create a group with all vaccinated regular human beings, and tell them what i've heard >people at work that are not vaccinated are mostly ignored and are not allowed in the main break room area, and they must all now go to a very small room to have lunch in. >i start to do the nazi salute saying "heil pfizer" >everyone goes with it, and it becomes the new regular greeting > i get promoted to manager and now unvaccinated people must eat lunch outside the building i regret nothing. I saw a path towards a happier and safer environment and sacrificed inferior individuals for it. heil pfizer

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Anon Hates Capcom | /r/Greentext

File: 1000004484.jpg (39 KB, 640x358) CAPCOM ☐ Anonymous 03/25/24(Mon) 12:57:27 No.671284445 >>671284551 >>671284589 >>671284591 >>671284698 >>671284810 >>671284910 >>671284976 >>671285395 >>671285902 >>671285912 >>671285948 >>671286087 >>671286641 >>671286861 >>671287087 >>671287545 >>671289386 >>671289454 >>671289529 >>671290274 >>671290442 >>671292781 >>671297748 >>671297798 >>671298025 >>671300205 >>671302673 >>671303028 >>671303716 >>671305095 >>671306018 >>671312591 >>671312658 >>671312846 >>671313073 >>671313840 >>671313881 >>671314263 >>671314298 >>671318262 have they always been so anti consumer? ☐ Anonymous 03/25/24(Mon) 12:58:07 No.671284494 ►>>671284625 >>671285358 >>671285406 >>671286526 >>671288134 >>671290354 >>671292674 >>671293760 >>671302440 >>671305121 >>671314202 >makes the best games ever >anti consumer ☐ Anonymous 03/25/24(Mon) 13:10:26 No.671285406 ►>>671285840 >>671286087 >>671288203 >>671315813 >>671284494 >capcom ID to make it easier to identify users and ban them >$70RRP >separate ways sold separately >SF rootkit >Enigma >DMCV SE content patch and console exclusive >removed dx11 support when they pushed the dx12 update for their REengine games removing players ability to play the games they purchased and only pivoted when threatened with a lawsuit >Sunbreak DLC removing player permissions from Rise PC >attempting to crack down on mods Yes

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Anon replaces one addiction with another | /r/Greentext

File: 28xp-pepefrog-superJumbo.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) ☐ How to stop masturbating and get cancer instead Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:25:14 No.915920619 >be me >stupid af >fap 5 times a week or so >consider myself addicted bc whenever I quit I relapse >2 weeks ago buy vape >get like 5 or 6 hits per day >dont feel s--- >night arrives and so fap urges >get idea >take 4 hits of vape >urges go f--- themself >sleep as usual >continue vaping whenever I get urges (no more than 5 vape hits per day) >prolly will get cancer or sum s--- but who cares I know my idea is stupif af anons but it f------ works

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155 KB JPG >be him >beat a child almost to death >get in prison >women donating 1 million dollar to bail him out of prison >get model job after prison >is marrying billionaire daughter >is cheating on billionaire with ex >billionaire forgives him Look don't matter. If you wanna get somewhere in life you gotta work for it. Right guys?

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"Wow, that's hecking problematic, chud. Don't you know that the age of consent for women is 30 and above?" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why are women like this? 71 KB JPG 03/26/24(Tue)09:24:48 No.76906455 >be me >27 years old >talk to this female coworker >she asks about my girlfriend's age >she's 21 >"Wow anon, that's a huge age gap. Why date someone so much younger? Her prefrontal cortex isn't even developed." >then 2 other women joined in agreeing saying that it's weird >tfw it's the first girl ever interested in me >tfw it's my first serious relationship Do they want me to stay an incel forever? I don't get it.

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: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/25/24(Mon)22:02:06 No.76899807 >ordered food >first time paying with QR >doorbell rings >i dont really know how my mobile bank app works so i lend courier my phone >transactions are showing >onlyfans >onlyfans >onlyfans >complete silence >i refuse to make eye contact atp >he takes the payment then leaves Dudes definitely gonna make fun of me behind my back

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Anonymous (ID: h1clNvJ2 01/25/24(Thu)10:19:02 No.456375210 >>456370839 (OP) # >be me >have no friends >no job >essentially a recluse that stays inside >mom started off joking around about me getting a gf when i was younger >as i'm getting older she's getting more and more desperate constantly mentioning about how she'd like grandkids >has actually gone out of her way to set me up with an asian girl with a friend from the family >apparently she's a qt3.14 girl that hasn't had a bf before kinda feel ambivilant about the whole thing i guess but i'll go on a date with her, i guess my family feels that the only way i'm going to get a gf is if they actually set up an arranged relationship >>456386987 #

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