Player: Hey DM, can I reflavor my rage? DM: Sure, what did you have in mind? Player: I want to be extremely calm. Not passionate, I want them to look into my eyes and realize that their deaths, whether they live or die, truly don't matter to me. Their pitiful existence, and extermination, won't touch me. Me, the DM:

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Player: Hey DM, can I reflavor my rage? DM: Sure, what did you have in mind? Player: I want to be extremely calm. Not passionate, I want them to look into my eyes and realize that their deaths, whether they live or die, truly don't matter to me. Their pitiful existence, and extermination, won't touch me. Me, the DM:

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