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File: tou.png (162 KB, 277x325) Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat)18:28:22 No.77036914 >>77037370 >Be an average muslim guy >Pretty normal, pray five times a day and all that >>77036934 >>77037249 >>77037344 >Couple of days ago my younger brother came up to me and told me he thinks he's probably gay >He's panicking and distraught and pretty clearly been crying >Brother is a way better muslim than me and goes to mosque a ton >This was pretty shocking to say the least >First things first ask him if he still wants to be muslim >He instantly says he knows he still wants to be muslim and doesn't want to sin >OK, i then tell him to do a few things >First never ever tell our parents about this, i did some research on this topic and it turns out that being gay isn't inherently a sin but acting upon it was >Our parents are definitely not smart enough to understand the difference and all they would accomplish would be turning my brother away from us and our religion >I then went with him to our local mosque and spoke with one of Imams who had experience with this sort of thing >He reassured my brother that he did a good thing by resisting his urges and he will be rewarded greatly in the afterlife >Could see my brother visibly relax a bit He's gotten a lot better recently and i think he's starting to understand that he's still a good muslim. He said we wanted to tell our parents but i keep telling him to never do so, they just won't be able to understand and will just persecute him. They were already pretty bad parents. But yeah this whole thing was pretty unexpected.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: pepemoney.jpg (119 KB, 986x1024) Best financial advice Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 19:07:40 No.77039072 Best financial advice? Invest in companies that you absolutely f------ hate. >if the company dies, you win because the company you hate died >if the company scores a win, you win because you invested in that company You literally can't lose and always come out on top. Why don't more people do this?

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File: 178931783144721.jpg (6 KB, 208x242) >she actually did it >c--- gets rock solid >20 Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 19:12:30 No.77039106 >>77039135 >inexperienced retard (women usually hate this trait) >first time dating > chick and i get real close after a while >she hugs me >i literally got a little movement down there >try to play it f------ cool >grab her ass cheeks >"damn they are soft as f--- ahahah" >she still has no idea what im going through in my head >a moment later >im sitting on park bench while shes standing >she asks me if she can sit on my lap >"yeah sure take the seat" >still trying to PLAYING IT F------ COOL >"is it comfy for you?" >she giggles and says yeah >nothing happened after this, only a couple kisses >night ends >j------- 4 times while thinking about those moments i f------ hate being an inexperienced incel in this hookup culture society. i nearly exploded in my pants while trying to play a confident laidback persona

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File: tou.png (162 KB, 277x325) Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat)18:28:22 No.77036914 >>77037370 >Be an average muslim guy >Pretty normal, pray five times a day and all that >>77036934 >>77037249 >>77037344 >Couple of days ago my younger brother came up to me and told me he thinks he's probably gay >He's panicking and distraught and pretty clearly been crying >Brother is a way better muslim than me and goes to mosque a ton >This was pretty shocking to say the least >First things first ask him if he still wants to be muslim >He instantly says he knows he still wants to be muslim and doesn't want to sin >OK, i then tell him to do a few things >First never ever tell our parents about this, i did some research on this topic and it turns out that being gay isn't inherently a sin but acting upon it was >Our parents are definitely not smart enough to understand the difference and all they would accomplish would be turning my brother away from us and our religion >I then went with him to our local mosque and spoke with one of Imams who had experience with this sort of thing >He reassured my brother that he did a good thing by resisting his urges and he will be rewarded greatly in the afterlife >Could see my brother visibly relax a bit He's gotten a lot better recently and i think he's starting to understand that he's still a good muslim. He said we wanted to tell our parents but i keep telling him to never do so, they just won't be able to understand and will just persecute him. They were already pretty bad parents. But yeah this whole thing was pretty unexpected.

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