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File: 1714093141827018.jpg (100 KB, 967x1024) Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)17:44:37 No.77281665 >>77281714 >>77281747 >>77281824 what do I do now >finally get my first job at 24 because I'm f------ tired of depending on mommy for everything and having zero privacy or freedom >she's a compulsive hoarder with spending issues and a lot of personality disorders and I want my own space because she's exhausting and malicious >work hard thinking I'm going to be able to save up enough to eventually move out and focus on starting a proper career from there >look online, rent for nearby studio apartments is only like a third of my paycheck >h--------, this could actually work >mom decides to start charging me rent because it's "not fair" that I get to mooch off of her and never spend any money >charges me about 90% of what I usually earn and threatens me if I complain about it >usually ends up taking whatever's left throughout the rest of the week anyway >when I tell her she's taking up all of my money she only says "well now you know how it feels" >by the time I get my next paycheck I'm always either sitting firmly at $0 or in the negatives because my mom took everything or even more than that >this goes on for a year and a half >job is really physically taxing and wears me down after a while >get fired for taking too many days off and not staying late when asked (which is almost every day to be fair) >back at square one except two hundred dollars in debt and with bad knees and a bad back now >mom isn't charging me rent anymore but says she will as soon as I start making money again

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous (ID: Pe5hP2Yq) 04/26/24(Fri)19:45:19 No.466250535 tinder® images (9).jpg 15 KB JPG >puts the nail on the coffin for 90% of men hopes in g----------- heh, nothing personnel kid Anonymous (ID: 5MFSNUU/ >>466250535 (OP) # 04/26/24(Fri)19:45:58 No.466250594 what does a chink know about g-----------?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: WtCwO0ct ) The American Mind Cannot Compr(...) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/27/24(Sat)09:18:18 No.466328467 < Back to Search Italy / Tuscany / Massa-Carrara (province) / Zari / This property 48,000 € 5 bedrooms detached house, 220 m² Zeri, Massa-Carrara (province) Lunigiana 732 KB PNG >5 Bed home >Rural >2300 sqft >Not Owned by BlackRock jews >Costs as much as two salaries Why dont people move back into the country side? Anonymous (ID: ETGMi5sf) 04/27/24(Sat)09:22:05 No.466328708 Uhhhh wheres the nearest mcdonalds??? I have to drive HOW FAR for to get my HRT meds?!?!?? Anonymous (ID: k6+Rwr0h) >>466328708 04/27/24(Sat)09:24:31 No.466328889 Israel is much closer so your HRT will be fresher.

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Anons like food | /r/Greentext

3d (04/24/24 01:45) 20428816 132 Re 13 Img JPG 5KB (225 x 225) america.jpg 12 Replies Coca-Cola post retarded food myths >coca cola dehydrates you 3d (04/24/24 01:55) 20428843 7 Replies >>20428816 (OP) f--- I hate this retarded saying, no matter how much caffeine dehydrates you 99% of coke is still water 3d (04/24/24 01:56) 20428847 Salt causes hypertension 3d (04/24/24 01:57) · 20428848 1 Reply Breakfast is the most important meal 3d (04/24/24 01:57) 20428849 1 Reply alcohol is bad for your liver 3d (04/24/24 02:05) - 20428871 1 Reply smoking causes cancer 3d (04/24/24 02:05) · 20428874 >>20428816 (OP) >pee isn't stored in the balls

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A Lot’s Gonna Change | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/27/24(Sat)10:32:08 No.77288988 945 KB PNG >Called Boomers >Do not spontaneously explode Worst Generation 0/10 Anonymous >>77288988 (OP) 04/27/24(Sat)10:34:31 No.77289025 Be the change that you want to see in the world. MEOW.

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: Anonymous (ID: TTco5mOF time 394 B PNG 04/27/24(Sat) 18:59:17 No.466323721 >cult like community >manipulated by popular media shilling >harms their body in a permanent way just for brief gratifications >actively inconveniencing the people around them by merely existing >looks hideous and disgusting as a result of it >dies before s------- 50 most of the Why are alcohol and tobacco abusers like this? Pic unrelated

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Anon questions Japanese censorship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)11:25:48 No.10981603 32866910-E35B-417F-8332-3C700782029B.jpg >>10967149 # >censors the p---- 17 KB JPG >doesn't censor the a------ Why are the Japanese like this?

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Anonymous (ID: htqcbRAF) 727 KB GIF 04/27/24(Sat) 05:09:23 No.466296048 >>466293992 >be me >date night with wife >go by the sex shop >buy her slutty lingerie >a leash that goes on her p---- >a paddle and a whip >go by weed store get weed >go get liquor >come home have fun >throw all the sex toy, liquor bottles, and weed packages in trash bag and take it to the can >wake up next morning go outside >bear has destroyed my trash >my grey trash bags all over the place >look across the street at the nice old church lady's house >bear got her trash too >she and my other neighbor standing in her yard looking at a single gray trash bag >see p---- leash box, weed bottles, and liquor bottles laying in her yard >they look over at me standing amongst other grey trash bags >turn around and walk back in the house Didn't tell my wife. She now wonders why the nice old neighbor lady doesn't talk to her as much.

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Anonymous The doctor discovers abscesses 149 KB PNG for me 07/23/18(Mon)23:32:51 No.6947029 > be me > mentor recently died, I therefore inherited his status as doctor > 7th century idk > walk past the farms on my way to the castle > see a family of peasants waiting > male is sick, has a big fleshy orb on his back > *notices buldge* ō>ō what's this? > "please cure my husband, he's become ill" > no clue w-- he has > sure.carvedstone > poke with doctors stick > buldge bursts > whitish cream bursts everywhere > looks like spider blood > smells like spider blood > tastes like spider blood > declare farmer possessed by spider > burned alive at the stake > >king pays me godly for preventing spider disease from spreading > feelsgoodman

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: Anonymous [❤] if someone invented it Germand(...) 834 B PNG 04/26/24(Fri)21:13:54 No.196512911 >Huns bring fermented cabbage to Germany, Germans perfected it. >Romans bring sausages, Germand invent Bratwurst (the perfect hotdog). >America is invented by rich leftist atheist Anglos, German immigrants perfected it. Sure they are known to chimp out on occasion (Germans perfected fascism after all), but I think in the balance of things this can be forgiven. Why do they perfect things? Is it their culture or nature?

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Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be

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1704327553505730.jpg 126 KB JPG >be me >running late to the kinoplex >walk into the kinotorium just as they're dimming the lights >shout "hey, who turned out the lights? I'm walkin here!" >whole theater bursts out in laughter >projectionist flickers the lights in acknowledgement >get high fives and fist bumps on the way to my seat >hear black girl say "he cute" >sit down and the teenage girl next to me playfully shoves my shoulder what are your best theater experiences?

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Anonymous JPG | 46.54 KB Saturday 2024-04-27 00:22:00 3 hours ago 77280799 >be me >lose 200 pounds >just 300 pounds to go >remember that McDonald's brought back the Oreo frappe >gain all the weight back and then some My goyslop addiction wins again... 6 Replies 1 Image 2< REPLY

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File: 1714093141827018.jpg (100 KB, 967x1024) Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)17:44:37 No.77281665 >>77281714 >>77281747 >>77281824 what do I do now >finally get my first job at 24 because I'm f------ tired of depending on mommy for everything and having zero privacy or freedom >she's a compulsive hoarder with spending issues and a lot of personality disorders and I want my own space because she's exhausting and malicious >work hard thinking I'm going to be able to save up enough to eventually move out and focus on starting a proper career from there >look online, rent for nearby studio apartments is only like a third of my paycheck >h--------, this could actually work >mom decides to start charging me rent because it's "not fair" that I get to mooch off of her and never spend any money >charges me about 90% of what I usually earn and threatens me if I complain about it >usually ends up taking whatever's left throughout the rest of the week anyway >when I tell her she's taking up all of my money she only says "well now you know how it feels" >by the time I get my next paycheck I'm always either sitting firmly at $0 or in the negatives because my mom took everything or even more than that >this goes on for a year and a half >job is really physically taxing and wears me down after a while >get fired for taking too many days off and not staying late when asked (which is almost every day to be fair) >back at square one except two hundred dollars in debt and with bad knees and a bad back now >mom isn't charging me rent anymore but says she will as soon as I start making money again

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