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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous it feels good to be good 9 KB JPG ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/29/24(Mon)16:52:28 No.77315907 >be me >taking out my dog >i see an elderly woman tending her garden >"hey I think your garden is very pretty" >"thank you so much! that really meant a lot to me" >I smile and wave as I leave to go inside >I feel warm and bubbly making someone happy it feels good to be good bros, you should try it :) Anonymous >>77315907 (OP) Today I called a random guy a n----- 04/29/24(Mon)16:55:16 No.77315936

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Anonymous /tttt/ 75 KB JPG believe 02/09/25(Sun)18:55:32 No.38853567 >Be under 1% of the population >Everyone accuses you of controlling governments despite being actively repressed by them >Everyone accuses you of far left radicalism >Everyone stereotypes you of being in an intellectual profession, the stereotype being somewhat true but not to the extent people >Have higher than average iq >Exist all across the world as a minority >Certain governments make efforts to wipe you out >Be trans women (picture unrelated) Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:52 No.38853579 one day I'll find a nice lowish air with a nonis and make bor my

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

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Anonymous SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG 10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me >ignore most of it >chad approaches >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period Thanks Chad

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File: 5351723571753.png (385 KB, 820x658) ripsychology + 4 mo. ago PDXOKJ "Sniffing women's tears reduces aggression in men" by 43% psypost.org 932⇓ 345 Share Open Add a comment Anonymous (ID: 9HBMvDAL) 04/29/24(Mon)11:05:56 No.466548872 >>466548954 >>466549013 >>466549038 >>466549114 >>466549207 >>466549227 >>466549245 >>466549277 >>466549283 >>466549422 >>466549473 >>466549547 >>466549588 >>466549602 >>466549607 >>466549728 >>466549746 >>466550184 >>466550189 >>466550261 >>466550434 >>466550438 >>466550507 >>466550678>>466551044 Women can perform literal witch fuckery. Matriarchy suddenly makes sense now. Anonymous (ID: agiPZESL) 04/29/24(Mon)11:09:24 No.466549184 >Set up cry factories for women. >harvest their tears and bottle them. >Sell them to men with anger issues as a treatment. Rate my business proposal (I will lobby the government to make this legal)

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Anonymous JPG | 79.60 KB Monday 2024-04-29 14:56:51 5 hours ago 6 Replies 0 Images 77310780 >in 8th grade >classmates all make a groupchat for homework to share to each other >head admin is this big black girl >ask if i can join (didn't really need to because i was smart enough and just easy to look up the answers, just wanted to be in it) >"hell nah this white boy gonna snitch to the teachers" >blacklisted from the group. no one adds me >whatever >few months later and the teachers found out >turns out the black girl opened her big mouth about it in front of the teachers and that's how they found out lol, Imao even 1< REPLY

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Anonymous 1.48 MB GIF 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin her >>49591073 #

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⠀ Anonymous >>74155042 (OP) # 04/28/24(Sun)21:26:26 No.74155725 I've just turn my dad homeless. >dad has severe bipolar >when it gets bad enough, he goes full paranoid schizo >covid lockdown pretty much broke him >became violent towards my family >started accusing my sister of being some lovechild of my mom's highschool ex(who died years before she was born) >went on long violent paranoid episodes before we finally slipped some medication into his drink >promised he'll keep taking medication for us >stopped taking meds in January >schizo episodes come back full force >started accusing us of being imposters and he wants his real family back >won't take medication or anything; it's part of the conspiracy to dull his mind >wants to go on a quest to find his real family >it's been a day since we let him go, no money, nothing. Just feels numb at this point. He wasn't a good father. He wasn't a good husband either. He has his good moments but all that feels overshadowed by everything he's done. If he dies out there, I'm the one who let him die instead of getting help. Somehow don't feel any guilt or pain, just numb to the whole thing.

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Anonymous (ID: TTco5mOF time 394 B PNG 04/27/24(Sat) 18:59:17 No.466323721 >cult like community >manipulated by popular media shilling >harms their body in a permanent way just for brief gratifications >actively inconveniencing the people around them by merely existing >looks hideous and disgusting as a result of it >dies before s------- 50 most of the Why are alcohol and tobacco abusers like this? Pic unrelated

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Anonymous working out is a scam bros 2.21 MB GIF 04/18/24(Thu)15:10:18 No.77180546 >be me >gonna graduate hs this year >i started working out last april >oh boy it's gonna be a year I can't wait to compare my progress >i put two pics of me side by side from before and after working out a year >all it did was make me slimmer, get a bigger lower body, and a plumper chest this is a f------ scam, i just worked out 3 times a week for a year and it turned me into a basedboy, either i have s--- genetics or everyone who works out is taking gear because theres no way my gains are like this after a year

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>bathroom? backrooms.jpg 62 KB JPG >ohh i thought you said back rooms >>2777445 # >>2780033 # >>2781341 # Anonymous >>2777361 # 03/27/24(Wed)01:20:00 No.2777445 Imagine the noises you could get to echo off those walls...

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No amount of looksmaxing will beat autism No amount of looksmaxing will (...) 30 KB JPG 04/29/24(Mon) 16:45:18 No.917624489 >be me >6'2 >healthy hair >brown eyes >less than 15% body fat >still no friends let alone partner due to social ineptitude don't believe the black pill bros. It is all about the personality.

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: Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)12:19:17 No.198680864 IMG_2320.jpg 32 KB JPG >Rizz Rizz >What's it like to be Fanum Taxed? Rizz Rizz >Have you ever rizzed a Gyatt? Gyatt >Have you ever watched Kai Cenat? Gyatt Gyatt >Do you consider yourself a Sigma? Rizz Rizz >Skibidi toilet or Cameraman? Rizz Rizz >Have you ever gooned to a femboy? Rizz Rizz >What's it like to live in Ohio? Rizz Rizz

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: Anonymous 08/16/23(Wed)14:43:49 No.188809055 the-suicide-squad-viola-davis-is-returning-as-amanda-waller_vrr2.jpg 89 KB JPG >What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, and grab the President right out of the Oval Office? >That's why you need a guy with a gun, a 5'6" girl with a baseball bat, another guy with a gun, a guy with some boomerangs, an MS13 mestizo with a lighter, a crocodile, a guy who can climb really well, a 5'2" girl with a sword and an archeologist who turned into a weird zombie witch (oh by the way she betrayed us immediately)... >...you know, to stop Superman. So where's my off-the- books funding?

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File: 1713842679375.png (49 KB, 485x319) Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)00:24:45 No.77235385 I have never possessed a single desire to f--- children >>77235423 >> Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)00:28:51 No.77235423 ►>>77235450 >>77235817 >>77235385 (OP) Same unless we're counting 14 year olds as children Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)00:32:36 No.77235450 ►>>77235500 >>77235617 File: 1713843122767.jpg (89 KB, 919x698) >>77235423 Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)00:47:51 No.77235590 File: DpQ9YJI.png (21 KB, 700x700) >>77235450 Um acktually its ephebophile you're a p--------, f----- ACKCHYUALLY YUALLY Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)00:50:28 No.77235617 ►>>77235652 >>77235423 wow, f------ creep. You like girls who went through puberty and have developed secondary sexual characteristics that signal they are ready to mate? f------ disgusting so much this >>77235450 Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)00:52:10 No.77235632 I have jerked off to lolicon and I am not proud of it. Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)00:54:37 No.77235652 >>77235617 >>77236588 i like when they are petite, and usually by 14 they have developed more considering most girls begin puberty at 11 nowadays Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)01:12:40 No.77235811 If you think not hitting the lowest bar is something to be proud of, then I'm scared about all the low bars you passed. Anonymous 04/23/24(Tue)03:27:12 No. 77236586 File: 1706006920393033.jpg (54 KB, 445x415) >>77235632 I have too and I don't regret anything level 99 r--- master

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous it feels good to be good 9 KB JPG ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/29/24(Mon)16:52:28 No.77315907 >be me >taking out my dog >i see an elderly woman tending her garden >"hey I think your garden is very pretty" >"thank you so much! that really meant a lot to me" >I smile and wave as I leave to go inside >I feel warm and bubbly making someone happy it feels good to be good bros, you should try it :) Anonymous >>77315907 (OP) Today I called a random guy a n----- 04/29/24(Mon)16:55:16 No.77315936

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