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: Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:00:41 No.674992054 >order a white car 1697679151445774.png 218 KB PNG >white car with black stripes arrives >erm this isn't what i ordered >why do you care? it can still be used to go from A to B, the interior is the same, the engine is the same, it's still the same car : Anonymous >>674992054 (OP) # >order a white car 04/30/24(Tue)22:02:34 No.674992228 >white car with black stripes arrives >refund said car and order another white car from a company who actually doesnt ship white cars with black stripes I hope you understand where im going with this... >>674992387 # >>674993132 # >>674993327 # >>674993751 # >>674995823 # >>674996760 #

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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Anonymous 68 KB JPG 04/30/24(Tue)13:55:49 No.77325887 >be me today >go to target >need to get some new underwear >go to men's underwear section >looking at my options, seeing what's good >see all the packaging with models wearing tight briefs showing off their big bulges >start to get boner Is this normal? I'm straight btw Anonymous Before Alter Closet Transformation 134 KB JPG 04/30/24(Tue)14:15:51 No.77326089 >>77325887 (OP) # >>the gayest s--- you'll ever hear >"im straight btw"

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Anon has a crush | /r/Greentext

誓 19 KB JPG > Be me, entering a very hard subject on uni, first day of class see a beautiful girl in the first seat > Go to class just to admire her and gain some courage to talk to her but can't because she's always with somebody > Still go to class and become more participative just to impress her. Lose the awareness of what am doing and just do things to impress this girl. > Time goes by and the semester is ending. Final work is making our own economic model that can be applied to the real world. I make an actualized version of the Ricardian equivalence, really put a lot of effort into it. > I take a haircut, buy a nice sweater and some pants to look good on the day of the presentation. That day comes comes, see that she didn't come to class. Still present my work and get a good score but get bummed because she couldn't see my presentation > next semester find out through a friend of hers that she had a breakdown cause she couldn't do the model and abandoned the subject, now she's reappeating it. Is wild what this girl did to me with just her presence. I'm recently just becoming aware of how pathetic it was of me to go this far to gain her attention instead of just talking to her. Still have to thank her for being my inspiration to put some effort i guess.

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Anon watches Predator. | /r/Greentext

xxTheChildPredatorxx lepon O friend requests Anonymous 255 KB JPG 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >XxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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Supirior tactics | /r/Greentext

151 KB JPG >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it

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Anon is enlightened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.84 MB PNG 04/30/24(Tue)12:28:02 No.917662821 > be me, an average Joe, just got into meditation > heard it helps with stress, why not give it a shot > start meditating daily, feeling pretty good > one night decide to go deep, real deep > lights off, complete silence, sitting on the floor in lotus position > minutes turn into hours, or maybe seconds, can't tell > suddenly, it hits me like a ton of bricks > a chilling realization creeps in > "what if when you die... it's just you, in eternal nothingness, forever?" > heart races, but body too relaxed to show it > keep diving deeper into the thought > start to feel the emptiness, the void that awaits > no light, no sound, just endless, aware nothingness > panic internally, but too deep in meditation to stop now > the thought becomes a monster, gnawing at the edges of my consciousness > imagine dying and just being conscious in a void > aware of nothingness, unable to escape, eternal loneliness > try to pull back, but the meditation has a grip on me > finally manage to snap out of it > heart pounding, sweat everywhere > can't shake the feeling that I've glimpsed the afterlife > too scared to meditate ever again > lie in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering if that's all that's waiting >mfw I realize eternity might just be a never-ending meditation session with myself

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Anon does some home improvement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon) 16:07:28 No.10893334 CAT 224 KB JPG >lose job, broke and landlord raises my rent >forced to vacate apartment >landlord says I need to fix holes in wall where ex- roommate put shelves >was where i kept my retro gaming consoles >landlord says it will cost him $200 to fix >but says i can just do it myself with filler and paint >go to a Home Depot for first time ever >elderly man with grinning chipmunk face speaks to me >"so is it interior, exterior? You need primer or undercoating? Is it drywall, wood or brick? You think you will need caulk or sealant? Flobba dob flib flob flabnla ajaj weokammakakama" >tell him i dont even have a paint brush >"well, your gonna need a roller, brush, plastic sheeting flobbib flannibabd ajjdjkdododkdkdod" >feeling of existential dread overwhelms me >immediately turn around and walk out store >sell my original NES console to pay for wall damage F--- life. Its GG bridge time.

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Anon is in a happy relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 14:15:21 No.660124978 My wife only plays Stardew Valley but hates doing the caves because she hates combat s--- so she has me clear it for her. She claps and cheers every time I finish those sections for her and makes me whatever I want for dinner after. It actually makes me feel genuine happiness when she does this. >>660125178 # >>660125319 # >>660125683 # >>660125732 # >>660125845 # >>660126729 # >>660126772 # >>660126872 # >>660126898 # >>660126959 # >>660127026 # >>660127159 # >>660127443 # >>660127591 # >>660127634 # >>660127764 # >>660127778 # >>660128186 # >>660128605 # >>660128665 # >>660128735 # >>660128782 # >>660128785 # >>660129014 # >>660129396 # >>660129443 # >>660129539 # >>660129575 # >>660129681 # >>660129747 # >>660129868 # >>660131032 # >>660131659 # >>660132005 # >>660132680 # >>660132957 #

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Probably the most realistic greentext in a long time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 142 KB PNG 04/29/24(Mon)23:31:28 No.77316310 >haven't cleaned room since november >8 garbage bags resting in room >about a dozen piss bottles under my bed >haven't showered in months

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Anon makes the most out of it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)08:04:12 No. 910936344 > go to therapist because I keep getting harassed to > talk about it > no body who f------ begged me to go asks how it was > therapist has some nice t--- > go to therapy to look at t--- and it's free because it's state issued The state can suck my mouldy penis

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Anon is so depressed that he wishes he lived in the fallout universe | /r/Greentext

FT 29 KB JPG >be me >20 year old wageslave who's sick of living in mom's basement and is saving up to move out >decided to work for Amazon because of the $15/hour >work 10 hour shifts walking around a warehouse picking items off shelves and putting them in totes >f------ sucks >one day, pop in earphones and put on the New Vegas radio soundtrack >pretend I'm the Courier walking back and forth to complete missions >pretend my scanning gun is a .357 >pretend to go into VATS whenever I see my manager in the distance >manage to get through the day a lot quicker >Feeling a lot cooler about myself Anyways, can one of you guys recommend me the quickest way to kill myself, it felt so good acting so retarded that I know there's no more hope for me and I need to end it fast before I turn into even more of a full on retard.

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Anon nearly got caught in a trap | /r/Greentext

132 KB JPG >Some girl in my area I don't know dm's me on instagram story calling me hot >asks me to video call her >Don't really like her appearance but don't have much to do so f--- it >shes wearing some cat ears and kinda moans when she speaks >pretty weirded out at this point >she starts flirting with me calling me hot etc >i just say thanks >she suddenly pulls out some pink furish handcuffs >"should i wait for you to come?" >I reply uhhh how old are you again >"im 15 but gonna be 16 next month" >Nope the f--- out and block her immediately Dude I'm 22 w-- happened to 15 year olds nowadays?

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7 KB JPG >Be me >Unemployed for 3 months >Finally land a job at Spectrum >wants me to do a drug test within 48 hours of accepting my offer letter >Im a hard core smoker for the last 3 months to help with stress >Tomorrow is the drug test bros I smoked like 4 days ago with a dab pen and im hella stressed I need this job Ive been drinking water like a fish is there anyway I can pass this test?

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: Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:00:41 No.674992054 >order a white car 1697679151445774.png 218 KB PNG >white car with black stripes arrives >erm this isn't what i ordered >why do you care? it can still be used to go from A to B, the interior is the same, the engine is the same, it's still the same car : Anonymous >>674992054 (OP) # >order a white car 04/30/24(Tue)22:02:34 No.674992228 >white car with black stripes arrives >refund said car and order another white car from a company who actually doesnt ship white cars with black stripes I hope you understand where im going with this... >>674992387 # >>674993132 # >>674993327 # >>674993751 # >>674995823 # >>674996760 #

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