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Security_KITBOGA---Medium(...).jpg (174 KB, 1600x1200) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)13:00:05 No.676352930 >>676353159 >>67639 What is the biggest scam in all of gaming? Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)13:04:00 No.676353159 >>676352930 (OP) >What is the biggest scam in all of gaming? Those dildos with the hole in them you put the hose into so you can squeeze a syringe and shoot c-- from it. Its cold, like every time. You just get blasted with slightly slick cold goo. F------ worthless, kills the experience. 1/10. And rumble packs.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous Coca 27 KB JPG 05/13/24(Mon)00:54:11 No.918281739 >be me >Start weight loss journey >Realize all I have to do is stay under calorie maintenance >Lose 150lbs >Women speak to me Was it really that easy? I can keep eating the same s--- as long as limit it?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 05/13/24(Mon)17:59:10 No.77483189 902 KB PNG >Women want to f--- masculine men Well, explain this? Why are they so popular?

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Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)22:46:05 No.37900435 >mfw the gang stalkers picked the wrong person 152 KB JPG 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon doesn't understand why he's not getting laid | /r/Greentext

138 KB JPG >go out in public for a change >dress nice, go to bar >not expecting much, just to open my comfort zone >looking around bar, not too busy >pretty empty actually >night goes on and it starts to fill out >mind myself mostly however >bartender is nice to me tho >then I notice something >all the women there, they aren't with a chad >maybe 1 or 2 with a chad >every other one however, it's a balding guy >slight weight gain, shorts and button downs >every guy is like this >beer bellies, male pattern baldness, no facial hair and dressed like a boomer >some even in f------ flip flops idk why but this is worse than seeing women with a proper chad. I'm 6'0 and /fit/, if I wasn't clinically autistic I'd likely be a chad. But clearly this isn't the answer. Is it just money? Is that it? How are these guys getting women out of their league? Why can't I?

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Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)14:53:22 No.31243763 >move quickly and make your intentions known from the get-go >do that and get rejected by girls i thought were into me >get to know her first and act casual to avoid scaring her off then move in for the kill >by the time i see her again, she's already got a boyfriend I can't win with this s--- advice.

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Anonymous 438 KB PNG 05/13/24(Mon)15:51:23 No.199113596 >has dated girls who are better than Penny not only as people, but in terms of looks as well >still chose the girl who had slept with hundred guys, doesn't share a single common interest and genuinely hates him for who he is I would say, pretty realistic desu 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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2:23 AM boards.4chan.org 33% Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)01:01:29 No.31243522 >>31243595 >>31243599 Settings Mobile Home. >>31243593 >Be me. Mexican-American bi-sexual man. Aged 31. F------ a married Filipina whos my boss at catering company. >Every shift we sneak off and f--- and sometimes she has me eat her husbands dried c-- off her panties from her p----. Husband doesn't know. > I date every race of women and men but black men. Maybe I'm racist. > Today husband shows up at catering company to drop off a blender for his wife. I see he is black. Jamaican black not African American. But still black. I'm turned off now and don't want to eat his c-- no more. >Am I racist? Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)01:02:55 No.31243525 File: 1695252846806574.jpg (14 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)01:19:36 No.31243565 >>31243601 Well, you're definitely in a strange business environment. As for you being racist, if you were okay with eating another man's c--, until you figured out he was black, that seems quite racist. Regardless of the racism, you should probably stop eating c-- from unknown origins. Meet the guy before drinking his protein shake. Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)01:34:46 No.31243593 >>31243522 (OP) # You're eating another man's dry nut and your biggest concern is whether you're racist or not Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)01:35:37 No.31243595 >>31243522 (OP) # LMAOOOO Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)01:37:49 No.31243599 >>31243601 >>31243522 (OP) # the brain is such a fucky thing sometimes Imfao, eating c-- but wont if it comes from a man with melanin Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon)01:38:30 No.31243601 >>31243599 # >>31243565 # Kys Redditors [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] Autol [Post a Reply] 6/1/2

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Bella would be way better than Jess, who's with me? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Our6+Zr4 05/13/24(Mon)07:39:58 No.467870230 >>467870424 >>467871694>>467872283 >>467872463 >>467874875 >>467904582 >>467904611 >>467904865 >>467904953 >>467906701 >>467907432 File: IMG_2663.jpg (195 KB, 750x742) Choose your American Ashley -Twitch tradwife streamer - curates a cottagecore Pinterest page - never saw a cow irl Samantha Jess - ideal date is the gun -$150k of student range would only mate with a man able to kill a bear with his bare handa debt for a queer Bella - lives in a trailer park theatric performance. shoplifts to pay research degree - is a Starbucks barista for her tattoos -meth with coffee Emeline -nepo baby - has her own PR Liz Sheryl Luna -deadlifts so heavy climbed the corporate - has a podcast she pees on floor firm, works an hour a records her day - lives between the Hamptons & Montana workouts with a tripod - "of course I'm full natty" ladder one murder at a time - wants everything for yesterday - doesn't know your name, doesn't want to know that explains everything is a red flag - "he puts his car blinkers? It gives me the ick"

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File: okkk.png (175 KB, 500x375) >nothing looks right Anonymous (ID: CH/7viyl) 07/05/14(Sat)03:31:26 No.554774383 okay /b/, story time >be me >beta 15 y/o >had weed a few times, nothing bad happened >decide to try acid, know a guy >hooks me up, go home >close room door, close blinds >time to f------ party >lying on bed waiting for effects to kick in >ohfuckthereitis.jpg >decide to play some vidya to see what its like >good ol' zelda on wii >after 10 minutes get hungry >try to leave, door wont open >find key and unlock door, needed alot of force, must have been stuck >go downstairs >see parents on couch >trying to act cool >howstheweather.png >they leave after a while, success >make some nutella toast >taste like s--- >sudden urge to evacuate my bowels >just make it to the toilet before i start errupting >feels good man >decide to sleep, grab blanket and clock the f--- out >wake up to screaming >too tired to comprehend >go back to sleep >wake up in hospital >mfw what actually happened, according to my family >got out of bed and threw zelda game case at the wall >jumped around in front of my off tv swinging a spoon like a wii remote > after an hour of this i shoved the spoon into the keyhole and threw myself against the door untill the lock and my shoulder broke >went downstairs >made a variety of facial expressions at parents while saying weather over and over untill they left >went to kitchen spread nutella onto bare hand and took a bite >blood trail all the way to my sisters room where i sat on her chair and took a huge dump >fell asleep wrapped in a rug from the floor, where sister found me 10 minutes later parents couldnt look at me for a month, sister wont talk to me whats your worst tripping balls experience /b/?

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Anon receive a call | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mysterious Call at 5 a.m[Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-06-26 22:44:48 Post No. 17852705 >At friday night watching Drive with some friends 30 KB, 1000x541 >After finishing, we go to our respective homes >Just as I arrived a storm suddenly hits the neighbourhood >I live in an apartment with my dad >Play games and s--- while enjoying the hardcore rain with some vidya >Got tired and went to sleep around 1am or something >Being sleeping at around 5 am (still dark in here, and kinda dangerous because Venezuela) >Suddenly my phone ringing wakes me up >WhatTheHeck.jpg >The number has no name in the first place >Answer all sleepy and hear a in someway familiar voice, but can't tell exactly who >The sound is kinda trashy, with alot of interference, like having the mouth stick to the phone while talking >"Come on man, open the door down here, don't let us die come on" says the voice all desperate >"wait who is it?" I say but the call dies >I'm too skeptical at the moment so send a message in case it's really urgent (I got friends that hang out really late at night and even more in weekends so who knows) My phone has a issue that after turning on, it won't display contact name unless I open the contact list in the first place, so anyone calling won't know until I do that. So the next morning I'm checking the contacts list to see if I had the number saved, it turned out to be one of the friends I was with earlier that night. That happened on the night from friday to saturday, now on sunday I'm with them talking and asked my friend what the heck was that call at 5 am. He then tells me this >"Well I arrived that night, I had a blackout all night and my phone battery died out as soon as I arrived" >"I actually had a bad feeling about that night, in fact my little brother (they share bedroom) went to sleep with my mom because he had that feeling too. I couldn't sleep at all until like 1 am because of that feeling" In retrospective the voice even though familiar wasn't that similar to that of my friend, so it's really weird. What do you think /x/? Had similar phenomena?

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72 KB PNG My sister and I (21 and 18 respectively) just got kicked out a month ago. We had no savings due to being in school so we needed to act fast. My sister decided to become a stripper to make ends meet and wound up meeting this old dude. He took pity on our situation and decided to let us live with him. Thing is holy f------ S--- this guy is the creepiest m------------ simp I've ever met though. He keeps calling her "little girl" and getting just alarmingly handsy even in my presence so i just never leave them alone. The only reason why he hasn't tried to full on have sex with her is because he knows I'll clock him in the jaw if he tries. When she's around him though she can basically ask for anything and he'll give it. Two days ago he sold his dad's house giving him 500k and she's already made 10k off of him by just simply asking, I saw the entire f------ thing, she didn't even try to finesse him she just bluntly asked for it. Any pointers on how to squeeze as much money out of desperate simps as possible?

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Security_KITBOGA---Medium(...).jpg (174 KB, 1600x1200) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)13:00:05 No.676352930 >>676353159 >>67639 What is the biggest scam in all of gaming? Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)13:04:00 No.676353159 >>676352930 (OP) >What is the biggest scam in all of gaming? Those dildos with the hole in them you put the hose into so you can squeeze a syringe and shoot c-- from it. Its cold, like every time. You just get blasted with slightly slick cold goo. F------ worthless, kills the experience. 1/10. And rumble packs.

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