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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:56:46 No. 199261687 >>199262232 File: obiwan.png (413 KB, 815x526) >Luke...have I ever told you about Ezra Bridger? He's really cool, Luke. Cooler than you. He looks just like Aladdin! A main character from a more civilized age. His first lightsaber had a gun in it, you would never think of something so clever. He's also an orphan but unlike you he doesn't live with his kindly aunt and uncle who spoiled him rotten. Yes, you're spoiled Luke. I heard you whining about wanting to go to toshi station. Embarrassing. Anyway, Ezra has cool friends. A blind jedi knight who trains him, a cool last of his kind(for a while anyway) purple wookie type that actually speaks basic and his astromech is cooler than your precious little artoo. Artoo has saved my life numerous times but I would still rather be friends with chopper. That's just how cool that murderous droid is. Oh but that's not even the best part he's around the two hottest pieces of ass since Ahsoka: Green mommy twilek hera and the dangerous Mandolorian assassin/weaponsmaster/artist/acepilot/darksaberwielder/force user/genius Sabine Wren! You just know they got up to some kinky s--- trapped in close quarters for months on end with nothing to do but train and f---. >And he's strong in the force. So strong in fact he has rare innate abilities such as being able to talk to animals. Wolves, space whales, owl things, you name it. And the animals LIKE him, Luke. What animals like you? Not wampas and certainly not those womprats you love to kill, you nerfherder. Oh but not just animals like him. Everyone he meets tends to like him. Even me. I saved him from dying in that dreaded tatooine desert. Right before I killed Maul for the second time. He also liked Ezra. As did the emperor, your sister the princess Leia, Mon Mothma, Yoda, Ahsoka, vicious rebel leader Forrest Whitaker. The list goes on, Luke. They all wanted to train him or have him join their side. Who likes you? Han? Frankly I wish I was training Ezra instead of you. He could have been a good padawan. Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:33:22 No. 199262232 ► File: IMG_0241.jpg (92 KB, 1440x1080) >>199261687 >yes, Luke while you were flailing around trying to figure out how the f--- to win what seemed an impossible battle, there are actually 3 other Jedi that could have helped you at any point >now I was thinking about fobbing you off with some line about them not technically being Jedi, but I don't believe that and neither do you. The truth is that Yoda and I were resentful for being saddled with such a useless little f-- instead of Ezra, so we withheld the information out of spite >we are both good friends

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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:56:46 No. 199261687 >>199262232 File: obiwan.png (413 KB, 815x526) >Luke...have I ever told you about Ezra Bridger? He's really cool, Luke. Cooler than you. He looks just like Aladdin! A main character from a more civilized age. His first lightsaber had a gun in it, you would never think of something so clever. He's also an orphan but unlike you he doesn't live with his kindly aunt and uncle who spoiled him rotten. Yes, you're spoiled Luke. I heard you whining about wanting to go to toshi station. Embarrassing. Anyway, Ezra has cool friends. A blind jedi knight who trains him, a cool last of his kind(for a while anyway) purple wookie type that actually speaks basic and his astromech is cooler than your precious little artoo. Artoo has saved my life numerous times but I would still rather be friends with chopper. That's just how cool that murderous droid is. Oh but that's not even the best part he's around the two hottest pieces of ass since Ahsoka: Green mommy twilek hera and the dangerous Mandolorian assassin/weaponsmaster/artist/acepilot/darksaberwielder/force user/genius Sabine Wren! You just know they got up to some kinky s--- trapped in close quarters for months on end with nothing to do but train and f---. >And he's strong in the force. So strong in fact he has rare innate abilities such as being able to talk to animals. Wolves, space whales, owl things, you name it. And the animals LIKE him, Luke. What animals like you? Not wampas and certainly not those womprats you love to kill, you nerfherder. Oh but not just animals like him. Everyone he meets tends to like him. Even me. I saved him from dying in that dreaded tatooine desert. Right before I killed Maul for the second time. He also liked Ezra. As did the emperor, your sister the princess Leia, Mon Mothma, Yoda, Ahsoka, vicious rebel leader Forrest Whitaker. The list goes on, Luke. They all wanted to train him or have him join their side. Who likes you? Han? Frankly I wish I was training Ezra instead of you. He could have been a good padawan. Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:33:22 No. 199262232 ► File: IMG_0241.jpg (92 KB, 1440x1080) >>199261687 >yes, Luke while you were flailing around trying to figure out how the f--- to win what seemed an impossible battle, there are actually 3 other Jedi that could have helped you at any point >now I was thinking about fobbing you off with some line about them not technically being Jedi, but I don't believe that and neither do you. The truth is that Yoda and I were resentful for being saddled with such a useless little f-- instead of Ezra, so we withheld the information out of spite >we are both good friends

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