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![Kanye West sued for harassment by ex-assistant Ya 04/24(Tue)20:43:41 No.122228142 ] Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)20:43:41 No.122228142 >be songwriter and vocalist >also an OF performative artist >but just to pay the bills til my YT channel goes viral >Ye says he loves my work and offers me a job >wow he must've heard my mixtape! >says he'll pay me $1 mil a yr to be his "personal assistant" >OMFG he totally wants to feature me on his next album >contract says I have to "be immaculate" and "available at all hours of the night" >nbd, lots of geniuses love to record late into the night >picrel when he starts sending me sexually suggestive msgs](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/831/672/dd7.jpeg "anon forgot what she does for a living | /r/Greentext")
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anon forgot what she does for a living | /r/Greentext
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![File: fml.gif (43 KB, 640x636) Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:52:31 No.77717970 [Reply] >>77717995 >>77718032 I'm tired of jacking off I just want to lose my virginity and get it over with but I don't want an STD, unwanted child, or undercover glownigger busting me for paying an escort Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:56:14 No.77717995 File: Boomer Sips.jpg (80 KB, 680x661) >>77717970 (OP) Well tough s---, bucko. If you want a greater reward, you gotta take a bigger risk. That's just life. Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)03:02:32 No.77718032 >>77717970 (OP) >download hinge >bite the hardest bullet and pay for the premium or whatever so you can sort for short term relationship women >match with them >??? >lose virginity](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/831/067/a84.png "Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext")
![File: tard.jpg (12 KB, 380x430) Anonymous 08/14/18(Tue)00:57:40 No.47485357 [Reply] >be me in 8th grade >there's a 9/10 qt that I share a lot of classes with >kinda have a crush on her but not sure if she has boyfriend >she's really nice and we get along well >jokes I'm the only nice guy at school >tells me I look like a character from a show she likes >one day writes "I <3 U" on my desk >I just erase it >she asks why I erased her display of affection >"it's vandalism" >never talk to her again >probably the most autistic thing I've ever done How bad did I f--- up?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/831/040/0ba.jpeg "Anon f----- up his chances | /r/Greentext")
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