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: Anonymous 05/08/24(Wed)06:44:33 No.454709 >be me >vector artist >working on this large advertising firm >from a third world country (Philippines) 73 KB JPG >be me >draw shapes, get paid >comfy life >be today >cops and swat teams and s--- raided our building >apparently our business doubles as a high end prostitution agency AND sells methamphetamine >about 25% of our employees are complicit >the guy who taught me how to use illustrator is literally f------ Heisenberg >our print manager is a pimp by evening w--?

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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File: arnie.jpg (163 KB, 1522x838) lets come up with one liners that Arnold would have said in a movie. Anonymous 06/10/24(Mon)12:40:25 >arnold sneaking around a warehouse >henchmen are patrolling the area >arnold pulls a guy into the shadows and kills him >henchman arrives to take the next shift > where the hell's Linderman? >*arnold hits him over the head with a clock* >'he just clocked out'

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Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:00:03 No.222752455 You're not my brother! Cuterino.png 149 KB PNG >things made in the early 2010s are now considered "old" i tried watching oreimo with my little sister and she said she hated the way it looks cause it looks old Anonymous 05/24/21 (Mon)08:02:20 No.222752504 >>222752455 (OP) # >i tried watching oreimo with my little sister Anon, do you have something you wanna tell us?

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: Anonymous >>77784803 # 06/10/24(Mon) 16:27:43 No.7778482 >why can't you move on? >because I love her >she's gone. move on and love yourself. >b-but >that'll be $400 no thanks. >>77785010 #

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: Anonymous MR H POTTER. The Cupboard and the Stairs. 4. Privet Drive, Little Whinging. SURREY 202 KB JPG to keep him Stupid f------ series 06/10/24(Mon) 15:17:12 No. 199967342 >Dursleys f------ hate Harry >Harry is no doubt a financial burden to them >Harry is a freak in their eyes and a possible danger >magic school offers to take harry away for most of the year for the rest of his childhood >Dursleys get upset at this and demand

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Anonymous (ID: ivaZGCus 06/09/24(Sun)01:32:08 No.470580674 191026-crystalcity-al-1119.jpg 132 KB JPG >"So this drug is incredibly addictive to the point where it destroys your life? Huh. Ok yeah, I'll try it." Why are people like this and what's to be done with them

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File: ffffuuuuuuuuuuu.png (340 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 06/10/24(Mon) 16:19:36 No.16226485 >be me >be an analytic philosopher >start hanging out with mathematician and physicist colleagues >decided to introduce myself to them >tell them i analyze language, do research on philosophical things, logical analysis, and analyze languages >they look at me funny >math anon: are you sure you are a philosopher? you sound more like a scientist who tries way too hard to look cool >physicist anon: yeah, you sound a lot more like a scientist than a philosopher >got a bit butthurt so i asked them "hahaha, okay then, what do you guys think philosophers do all day?" >they replied with: idk, pondering about life and stuff?? >mfw why are these m------------ like this? WE ARE DOING IMPORTANT S--- JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO, YOU F------ PRETENTIOUS COCKSUCKERS

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: Anonymous average day You right now Everyone else right now 06/10/24(Mon) 11:55:33 No.77783192 >wake up roughly 2-4 pm >j------- >grind in whatever game I'm playing for 4 hours >j------- >listen to gf asmr for about another hour 1.75 MB JPG >eat >j------- >watch anime for a couple more hours >j------- >play whatever story-based single player game I'm playing at the time for a few more hours >j------- a couple more times >go to sleep around 6-10 am >rinse and repeat i'm a very social and very talented person with many friends who doesnt feel lonely at all and is surrounded by many women, i am also very rich and handsome, and am not lonely, covered in acne, anorexic, and/or mentally ill

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Anon loses a friend | /r/Greentext

File: 1394137227174.jpg-(30 KB, 500x275, image.jpg) >always referred to me as "DOCTOR" >BLU team approached Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:20:27 UTC-8 No.535908768 Replies: >>535908926 >>535909206 >playing TF2 >arena mode >whole team rushed out and died > all that was left was me and a heavy, I was playing medic at the time >I ran back to base and saw the heavy AFK > after a while he came back >"OH TEAM I AM MOST SORRY" in a voice that sounded he had food in his mouth > from what I can tell he was probably autistic or something, since he spoke Heavy's lines >"DOCTOR CHARGE ME WHEN BABY TEAM IS NEAR NOW DOCTOR, HIT IT DOCTOR." >Popped the uber, and he killed the whole team >he adds me >every game we play I always go medic and he goes heavy >he always yells the battle cry of the heavy or laughs like him all the time >always thanks me "YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR" >I think he was poor since he never played any other games besides TF2 >when asked all he responded was "DOCTOR, money is needed. Must collect money, but money is hard now" >he sounds sad and asked if he ever saw meet the medic to brighten up the mood >when he said no, I gave him a link to the video >he was very ecstatic and eagerly asking me about the part when the medic put the uber part on the heart >asked if it was possible to get new heart with uber >I said heart transplants are possible, but without uber >he got sad again >"Maybe in the future" >he then gave a heavy laugh and said "THEN DOCTOR, HEAVY WILL WAIT FOR FUTURE" -Few weeks later >he messaged me saying "DOCTOR, Heavy will not be fighting until later in the night" >it wasn't until tomorrow he got on -For the record he referenced himself as "Heavy" since it's the only class he ever played and it was in his steam name Continued Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:21:52 UTC-8 No.535908926 Replies: >>535909256 >>535909332 File: 1394137312502.jpg-(32 KB, 264x269, image.jpg) >>535908768 (OP) >got message saying "DOCTOR, Heavy doesn't feel well. I go to other doctors, but they were nowhere near as good as you, DOCTOR" >he sent this message when I was already asleep, I have no f------ idea where he lives > always leave computer on, so that's how I got his messages (if anyone was wondering) >>last message said "DOCTOR, Heavy will go now. But do not fear baby men on other team. You are good doctor. With you, victory is always good. Heavy will join in future." >by the time I read his messages he was already offline >never came back online for a year >yesterday he came online >greeted him and asked why he hasn't been online for so long >it was his mom >"David (Heavy) died of heart failure, I'm sorry. Are you the doctor he was always talking about? You're the only friend on his friends list. He was always going on how him and the Doctor were best friends and always leading the team to victory. I don't know what he was talking about, but I was happy that he was happy. Whenever he was on the computer he always had this smile on his face, and I've never seen him happier. He always stayed strong because he wanted to be with the Doctor. Thank you for always making him happy. I'm selling his computer because we were never really wealthy to begin with. If we were, he'd be here right now. I just wanted to see what was on his computer. Thank you again." >MFW I never replied >MFW I was just staring at that screen for hours

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Anonymous 9 KB JPG 06/10/24(Mon)08:23:32 No.77781065 >Meet a girl off soc >We talk and seem to get along just fine >She starts talking about m----------- >Sends me audio of her jilling off >End up sending her a d--- pic I feel like such a w----, I have not know this girl for 48 hours yet and she already knows what my d--- looks like 33 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 07/19/12(Thu)16:16:15 No.3139472 Q File: 1342728975163.jpg-(62 KB, 576x324, nba g_hugo_homet_b1_576.jpg) Oh god, one of these threads? Here we go... >be in third grade at a school assembly >have to s--- real bad, feeling ill and fevensh >we all get seated on the gym floor >holy f--- Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets) >still have to s--- so bad that I'm having cold sweats >>wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man) >Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down >starting to feel dizzy from holding in my s--- >see him walking my way >he's coming RIGHT FOR ME >he picks me up and begins to flip me over >he's squeezing my gut >as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully >start screaming >gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me,hear it plop on the gym floor as well >it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming >Hugo then drops me on my f------ head, into a pile of my own s---, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE F---" >Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor. >the music has stopped, the room is dead silent >assume the fetal position >covered in my own s--- and can't stop farting/s------- as I lay there >start crying >pass out >wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance >the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a s--- colander, leaking s--- water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts >pass out again From then on i was "The kid who s--- on Hugo the Homet" Replies to this post >>3139511 >>3139523 3139580 3140593 3140812 3140843 >>3140789

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File: 122852407955.jpg-(46.02KB, 453x604, flyscorpion.jpg) Mer Adder Anonymous 08/12/05(Fri)16:41 No. 1705 Last night some friends and I made a scorpion fly. This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a p---- and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him. He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would. After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant. The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us. Anonymous 08/12/05(Fri)16:42 No. 1706 File: 122852414055.jpg-(29.70KB, 604x453, flyscorpion2.jpg) look at this man Anonymous 08/12/05(Fri)21:30 No. 1710 File: 122854141760.jpg-(9.54KB, 379x389, 11791725377.jpg) I dont care if this is a repost or cruel. You sir win all my internets for a week. ZOMG!11 I f----- LOL'D Anonymous 08/12/06(Sat)23:42 No. 1721 OH JEEBUZ I LOL'D

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ile: image jpg (16 KB, 409x307) Anonymous (ID: y8yTxwp3) 05/19/14(Mon)01:31:58 Worst sex story thread? >Be me >Just graduated >Hanging out with qt3.14 girlfriend after Graduation party >Both extremely drunk >On my bed >She starts rubbing my c--- through my jeans >Says that she's never role played and wants to try >"O-okay what do you want to do?" >"I've always wanted to f--- Jack Sparrow" >Wat.jpg >Only thing I have pirate related is an eyepatch and a pirate hat from a few halloweens ago >Letsdothis.avi >She starts sucking me off >in the spurr of the moment shout "THARR SHE BLOWS!" >Realize what I just said >She starts laughing and ends up gagging on my d--- and puking >C-- because she was deepthroating when it happened >Dad walks in >"Hey anon do you...." >Stares at the horrific scene that has just happend >Mixture of c-- and puke all over bed >Look at dad and say "A-ahoy matey" >He backs out and closes my door >Pretty sure he ran after closing the door >Never looks me in the eye again >Mfw

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