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File: Lain.png (81 KB, 238x263) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:23:22 No.920122737 >>920122800 Does anyone else record youtube videos onto VHS tapes to skip the ads? >use an old Roku with RCA outputs >Connect it to a VCR >sign into Youtube >play a "watch later" playlist >go to bed >wake up with a VHS tape full of youtube videos >Fast forward through ads Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:25:38 No.920122800 >>920122737 (OP). sometimes modern problems require ancient solutions >>920123089 good one OP

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Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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File: 077.png (365 KB, 646x595) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)09:41:26 No.920121355 >be me >male, am a guy >sleeping in a dream >having a convo w/ some random anime girl in a dingy building >get curious about anime logic and try to pull a move >pull out my thumb and blow hard into it Luffy style >my chest instantly swells up as i suddenly grow huuuuge inflatable boobs >my balloon t--- bounce up and down, squeaking and creaking sounds included, my t-shirt is tight and struggles to hold them in >wake up from the sheer shock of what just happened >sweating like crazy, d--- is rock hard fellas w-- does this mean

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File: 1718744874473261.png (321 KB, 800x600) Lost a little bit of humanity today Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)10:57:35 No.77882746 >>77882887 >>77882901 >>77882918 >>77883092 >>77883200 >>77883208 >>77883219 >>77883306 >>77883365 >>77883414 >>77883706 >>77883804 >>77885234 >>77885435 >>77885448 >>77885994 >>77886025 >>77886335 >>77886391 >>77886603 >Was jerking off to fat asses on reddit because that's the only thing that website is good for. >Found an account for a severely autistic fat woman who lives naked in a pig pen and f---- pigs all day, then goes inside just to post about it on leddit >Was taught to do so by her abusive parents who own the farm but claims she loves her life and thinks everyone should give her "lifestyle" a chance. >There's proof >posts crying about how lonely she is and wishes her "lifestyle" was more common and doesn't understand why living naked in a pigpen getting f----- by pigs is considered degenerate >Every single reply to every post is people blowing smoke up her gigantic cellulite riddled pig-c-- inflated ass. Things like "you are so brave and beautiful for living your life the way you want, f--- the haters. You're amazing!". Every single one. >In relation to, again, living in a pig pen, eating from a feeding tube, and getting f----- by pigs. I still jerked off to the pictures but what the f--- is going on anymore, man. This probably wasn't worth making a thread for but I just had to get it out there. Do whatever you want with this thread, i don't care anymore.

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Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)23:09:41 No.77624460 Why are guys always so stupid and horny?! 1707134862872638.jpg 61 KB JPG >try to make male friends that don't have a gf >inevitably they try to f--- me >try to make male friends that do have a gf >they invest all of their time into her (even neglecting their male friends too) Why are males like this? Why do they totally lose their minds over dude sex Imao?

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File: 094017.png (933 KB, 1037x636) China's next-gen sexbots powered by Al about to hit the shelves China has officially cured world inceldom. apologize Anonymous (ID: 4HQVr36G) 06/19/24(Wed)01:45:27 No.471569108 >>471569150 >>471569174 >>471569249 >>471569298 >>471569397 >>471569439 >>471569535 >>471569664 >>471570411 >>471570643 >>471572189 >>471572464 >>471572799 >>471573392 >>471573430 >>471573461 >>471573981 >>471575213 >>471575572 >>471576063 >>471576239 >>471576426 >>471576452 >>471576925 >>471577078>>471577311 >>471577436 >>471577683 >>471577860>>471578014 >>471578087 >>471578161 >>471578741 >>471579255 >>471579832 >>471580264 >>471580458 >>471580861 >>471581955 >>471582007 >>471582397 >>471582518 >>471582582 >>471583388 >>471583431 >>471583837 >>471583987 >>471584857 >>471584900 >>471585282 >>471586239 >>471586829 >>471587352 >>471588279 how will the judeo american empire recover from losing control over who is allowed to have sex >>> South China Morning Post Anonymous (ID: CbTZPMu/) 06/19/24(Wed)01:46:11 No.471569150 >>471569244 >>471569248 >>471574048 >>471586025 >> >>> >>471569108 (OP) Where can one preorder one of these? Asking for a friend ofc Anonymous (ID: ciS0j0+v) [06/19/24(Wed)01:46:37 No.471569174 >>471577021 >>471579234 >>471569108 (OP) let me guess, they're gonna be banned in china but open for sale in the west? ☐ Anonymous (ID: ZGAOr10) 06/19/24(Wed)01:47:01 No.471569191 China will conquer the world with pocket p---- on legs Anonymous (ID: YGVtgWU) 06/19/24(Wed)06:22:26 No.471582397 ►>>471583360 >>471569108 (OP) I'm waiting for the model that can load a dishwasher. Anonymous (ID: WmSR4MDR) 06/19/24(Wed)06:41:58 No.471583360 >>471583427 >>471583839 >>471581955 jej >>471582007 I wouldn't mind a robot butler either, I want mine to be like Ethan from COD Infinite Warfare. >>471582397 there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years. ☐ Anonymous (ID: 5BpO+rSS) 06/19/24(Wed)06:43:10 No.471583427 ► >>471583360 >there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years. Bangladesh bro is on a roll today kek Anonymous (ID: SZ02qFYZ) 06/19/24(Wed)06:50:04 No.471583839 ► File: IMG_7086.gif (376 KB, 360x203) >>471583360 >there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years.

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Anonymous 116 KB JPG 06/17/24(Mon)22:16:01 No.200215166 >Sir this doesn't make any sense, he spends all day arguing about films on this imageboard and yet there's no evidence he's watched any of them. He doesn't even have a subscription on any known streaming service. >He's clearly pirating them, garnish his wages immediately >Sir...you're not going to believe this... : Anonymous Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:16:39 No.200215183 06/17/24(Mon)22:19:35 No.200215267 >Maybe he just goes over to his friend's or his girlfriend's house to watch movies. >Sir...you're not going to believe this.

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: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue) >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down 38 KB JPG They will not win.

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1500590969099.jpg (78 KB, 346x450) google yandex >make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house

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: Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue) 04:46:46 No.19998605 starwars.jpg 24 KB JPG >Anakin my allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY! I thought democracies and republics were two different things.

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>> Anonymous (ID: nUpZzfc1) [+] 06/19/24(Wed)04:17:09 No.471551069 >>471551169 >>471551244 >>471551263 >be me >in college >majority Indian >get a call from a female Indian classmate >literally FOB pooja with the accent and everything > she says it's to discuss college material, but we all know why >topic changes >start telling me about a pajeet in our class who started messaging her on instagram literally begging for a date >ew no.mp4 >ask who he is >tells me >literally one of the better looking jeets I've seen >mfw even the ugliest of poojas reject indian "men" can indians even be more embarrassing? Anonymous (ID: pRj98+uy) [06/19/24(Wed)04:18:17 No.471551149 :( Anonymous (ID: RQCLnlu0) 06/19/24(Wed)04:18:38 No.471551169 ► >>471551069 (OP) Many such cases >>471551301

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File: raf, 360x360,075,t,fafafa_(...).jpg (19 KB, 360x360) ☐ Anonymous (ID: nUpZzfc1) 06/18/24(Tue)19:17:09 No.471551069 >>471551337 >be me >in college >majority Indian >>471551169 >>471551244 >>471551263 >>471551266 >get a call from a female Indian classmate >literally FOB pooja with the accent and everything > she says it's to discuss college material, but we all know why >topic changes >start telling me about a pajeet in our class who started messaging her on instagram literally begging for a date >ew no.mp4 >ask who he is >tells me >literally one of the better looking jeets i've seen >mfw even the ugliest of poojas reject indian "men" can indians even be more embarrassing?

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What will follow.jpg (230 KB, 1080x1440) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:57:45 No.198724015 >>198724062 >>198724166 >>198724168 >>198724492 >>198724861> Happens in your country? Snjezana Pavić The dark side of Euro '24: Half a million women and children are trembling with fear these days. Because if ours lose, you know what will follow... Anonymous 106/18/24(Tue)21:58:47 No. 198724062 >>198724015 (OP) easy to solve, kick britain out Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:59:18 No. 198724082 >>198724093 >>198724190 >>198725954 >>198727746 >>198729457 Shoulda got with the quiet guy who doesn't like sports. Oh well! Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:59:34 No. 198724093 >>198724082 Based Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)22:01:46 No.198724166 >>198724015 (OP) "If ours lose" what the hell is she saying ✓ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)22:01:48 No. 198724168 >>198724226 >>198724263 1682466696786845.jpg (49 KB, 640x359) google yandex iqdb wait IF ENGLAND GETS BEATEN, SO WILL SHE. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCREASES WHEN THEY PLAY 26% WHENT 38% WHEN THEY LOSE >>198724015 (OP) always setting the trends 100

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Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f--- would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors

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File: Lain.png (81 KB, 238x263) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:23:22 No.920122737 >>920122800 Does anyone else record youtube videos onto VHS tapes to skip the ads? >use an old Roku with RCA outputs >Connect it to a VCR >sign into Youtube >play a "watch later" playlist >go to bed >wake up with a VHS tape full of youtube videos >Fast forward through ads Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:25:38 No.920122800 >>920122737 (OP). sometimes modern problems require ancient solutions >>920123089 good one OP

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