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File: Lain.png (81 KB, 238x263) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:23:22 No.920122737 >>920122800 Does anyone else record youtube videos onto VHS tapes to skip the ads? >use an old Roku with RCA outputs >Connect it to a VCR >sign into Youtube >play a "watch later" playlist >go to bed >wake up with a VHS tape full of youtube videos >Fast forward through ads Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:25:38 No.920122800 >>920122737 (OP). sometimes modern problems require ancient solutions >>920123089 good one OP

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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File: 077.png (365 KB, 646x595) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)09:41:26 No.920121355 >be me >male, am a guy >sleeping in a dream >having a convo w/ some random anime girl in a dingy building >get curious about anime logic and try to pull a move >pull out my thumb and blow hard into it Luffy style >my chest instantly swells up as i suddenly grow huuuuge inflatable boobs >my balloon t--- bounce up and down, squeaking and creaking sounds included, my t-shirt is tight and struggles to hold them in >wake up from the sheer shock of what just happened >sweating like crazy, d--- is rock hard fellas w-- does this mean

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File: 1718744874473261.png (321 KB, 800x600) Lost a little bit of humanity today Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)10:57:35 No.77882746 >>77882887 >>77882901 >>77882918 >>77883092 >>77883200 >>77883208 >>77883219 >>77883306 >>77883365 >>77883414 >>77883706 >>77883804 >>77885234 >>77885435 >>77885448 >>77885994 >>77886025 >>77886335 >>77886391 >>77886603 >Was jerking off to fat asses on reddit because that's the only thing that website is good for. >Found an account for a severely autistic fat woman who lives naked in a pig pen and f---- pigs all day, then goes inside just to post about it on leddit >Was taught to do so by her abusive parents who own the farm but claims she loves her life and thinks everyone should give her "lifestyle" a chance. >There's proof >posts crying about how lonely she is and wishes her "lifestyle" was more common and doesn't understand why living naked in a pigpen getting f----- by pigs is considered degenerate >Every single reply to every post is people blowing smoke up her gigantic cellulite riddled pig-c-- inflated ass. Things like "you are so brave and beautiful for living your life the way you want, f--- the haters. You're amazing!". Every single one. >In relation to, again, living in a pig pen, eating from a feeding tube, and getting f----- by pigs. I still jerked off to the pictures but what the f--- is going on anymore, man. This probably wasn't worth making a thread for but I just had to get it out there. Do whatever you want with this thread, i don't care anymore.

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Air, Land, & Sea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)23:09:41 No.77624460 Why are guys always so stupid and horny?! 1707134862872638.jpg 61 KB JPG >try to make male friends that don't have a gf >inevitably they try to f--- me >try to make male friends that do have a gf >they invest all of their time into her (even neglecting their male friends too) Why are males like this? Why do they totally lose their minds over dude sex Imao?

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File: 094017.png (933 KB, 1037x636) China's next-gen sexbots powered by Al about to hit the shelves China has officially cured world inceldom. apologize Anonymous (ID: 4HQVr36G) 06/19/24(Wed)01:45:27 No.471569108 >>471569150 >>471569174 >>471569249 >>471569298 >>471569397 >>471569439 >>471569535 >>471569664 >>471570411 >>471570643 >>471572189 >>471572464 >>471572799 >>471573392 >>471573430 >>471573461 >>471573981 >>471575213 >>471575572 >>471576063 >>471576239 >>471576426 >>471576452 >>471576925 >>471577078>>471577311 >>471577436 >>471577683 >>471577860>>471578014 >>471578087 >>471578161 >>471578741 >>471579255 >>471579832 >>471580264 >>471580458 >>471580861 >>471581955 >>471582007 >>471582397 >>471582518 >>471582582 >>471583388 >>471583431 >>471583837 >>471583987 >>471584857 >>471584900 >>471585282 >>471586239 >>471586829 >>471587352 >>471588279 how will the judeo american empire recover from losing control over who is allowed to have sex >>> South China Morning Post Anonymous (ID: CbTZPMu/) 06/19/24(Wed)01:46:11 No.471569150 >>471569244 >>471569248 >>471574048 >>471586025 >> >>> >>471569108 (OP) Where can one preorder one of these? Asking for a friend ofc Anonymous (ID: ciS0j0+v) [06/19/24(Wed)01:46:37 No.471569174 >>471577021 >>471579234 >>471569108 (OP) let me guess, they're gonna be banned in china but open for sale in the west? ☐ Anonymous (ID: ZGAOr10) 06/19/24(Wed)01:47:01 No.471569191 China will conquer the world with pocket p---- on legs Anonymous (ID: YGVtgWU) 06/19/24(Wed)06:22:26 No.471582397 ►>>471583360 >>471569108 (OP) I'm waiting for the model that can load a dishwasher. Anonymous (ID: WmSR4MDR) 06/19/24(Wed)06:41:58 No.471583360 >>471583427 >>471583839 >>471581955 jej >>471582007 I wouldn't mind a robot butler either, I want mine to be like Ethan from COD Infinite Warfare. >>471582397 there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years. ☐ Anonymous (ID: 5BpO+rSS) 06/19/24(Wed)06:43:10 No.471583427 ► >>471583360 >there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years. Bangladesh bro is on a roll today kek Anonymous (ID: SZ02qFYZ) 06/19/24(Wed)06:50:04 No.471583839 ► File: IMG_7086.gif (376 KB, 360x203) >>471583360 >there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years.

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Anon the pirate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 116 KB JPG 06/17/24(Mon)22:16:01 No.200215166 >Sir this doesn't make any sense, he spends all day arguing about films on this imageboard and yet there's no evidence he's watched any of them. He doesn't even have a subscription on any known streaming service. >He's clearly pirating them, garnish his wages immediately >Sir...you're not going to believe this... : Anonymous Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:16:39 No.200215183 06/17/24(Mon)22:19:35 No.200215267 >Maybe he just goes over to his friend's or his girlfriend's house to watch movies. >Sir...you're not going to believe this.

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They will not win | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue) >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down 38 KB JPG They will not win.

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1500590969099.jpg (78 KB, 346x450) google yandex >make post criticizing google >next captcha shows street near my house

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: Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue) 04:46:46 No.19998605 starwars.jpg 24 KB JPG >Anakin my allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY! I thought democracies and republics were two different things.

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>> Anonymous (ID: nUpZzfc1) [+] 06/19/24(Wed)04:17:09 No.471551069 >>471551169 >>471551244 >>471551263 >be me >in college >majority Indian >get a call from a female Indian classmate >literally FOB pooja with the accent and everything > she says it's to discuss college material, but we all know why >topic changes >start telling me about a pajeet in our class who started messaging her on instagram literally begging for a date >ew no.mp4 >ask who he is >tells me >literally one of the better looking jeets I've seen >mfw even the ugliest of poojas reject indian "men" can indians even be more embarrassing? Anonymous (ID: pRj98+uy) [06/19/24(Wed)04:18:17 No.471551149 :( Anonymous (ID: RQCLnlu0) 06/19/24(Wed)04:18:38 No.471551169 ► >>471551069 (OP) Many such cases >>471551301

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File: raf, 360x360,075,t,fafafa_(...).jpg (19 KB, 360x360) ☐ Anonymous (ID: nUpZzfc1) 06/18/24(Tue)19:17:09 No.471551069 >>471551337 >be me >in college >majority Indian >>471551169 >>471551244 >>471551263 >>471551266 >get a call from a female Indian classmate >literally FOB pooja with the accent and everything > she says it's to discuss college material, but we all know why >topic changes >start telling me about a pajeet in our class who started messaging her on instagram literally begging for a date >ew no.mp4 >ask who he is >tells me >literally one of the better looking jeets i've seen >mfw even the ugliest of poojas reject indian "men" can indians even be more embarrassing?

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What will follow.jpg (230 KB, 1080x1440) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:57:45 No.198724015 >>198724062 >>198724166 >>198724168 >>198724492 >>198724861> Happens in your country? Snjezana Pavić The dark side of Euro '24: Half a million women and children are trembling with fear these days. Because if ours lose, you know what will follow... Anonymous 106/18/24(Tue)21:58:47 No. 198724062 >>198724015 (OP) easy to solve, kick britain out Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:59:18 No. 198724082 >>198724093 >>198724190 >>198725954 >>198727746 >>198729457 Shoulda got with the quiet guy who doesn't like sports. Oh well! Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:59:34 No. 198724093 >>198724082 Based Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)22:01:46 No.198724166 >>198724015 (OP) "If ours lose" what the hell is she saying ✓ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)22:01:48 No. 198724168 >>198724226 >>198724263 1682466696786845.jpg (49 KB, 640x359) google yandex iqdb wait IF ENGLAND GETS BEATEN, SO WILL SHE. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCREASES WHEN THEY PLAY 26% WHENT 38% WHEN THEY LOSE >>198724015 (OP) always setting the trends 100

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Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f--- would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors

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File: Lain.png (81 KB, 238x263) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:23:22 No.920122737 >>920122800 Does anyone else record youtube videos onto VHS tapes to skip the ads? >use an old Roku with RCA outputs >Connect it to a VCR >sign into Youtube >play a "watch later" playlist >go to bed >wake up with a VHS tape full of youtube videos >Fast forward through ads Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)13:25:38 No.920122800 >>920122737 (OP). sometimes modern problems require ancient solutions >>920123089 good one OP

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