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: Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)08:00:43 No.680387636 vwo7txpd1f881.jpg 46 KB JPG >Has a PHD in Russian literature >gets a job as a mercenary What did valve mean by this? : Anonymous >>680387636 (OP) # 06/21/24(Fri)08:06:40 No.680387950 what other jobs can you get with a phd in russian literature?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)16:25:20 No.200262747 1715204769131355.jpg 103 KB JPG >Rubbing one off was the sane thing to do. Too many choices, not enough time. And when we faced exhaustion, I offered a solution. >Edging >At random. Dispassionate, fair to 2D and 3D alike. They called me a mad man. And what I predicted came to pass. >Congratulations, you're a coomer >I'm a gooner >Who wants to edge endlessly >With all the hours of edging, I could simply snap my fingers, and all the c-- would gush out. I call that...relief. >And then what? >I finally rest, and see the latest drama on twitter

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Anon was dealt a curveball when she could have gotten it. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.

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Stone Age Flex Quarry Worker’s Dream Life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)05:54:09 No.200181126 flintstonesarch-main.jpg 53 KB JPG >an illiterate quarry worker in 10,000bc was able to afford this house and a car, with a stay at home wife and a daughter its over

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Anon has a game idea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/13(Wed)23:09 No. 185991865 Replies: >>185992095 >>185992185 >>185992341 >>185993112 >>185993696 >>185993770>>185994592 >>185994742 File: 1366254541340.jpg-(3 KB, 124x124, 1364189558850s.jpg) >make a game with absolutely no opening intro, plot, backstory, or anything >start the game, immediately places you in an empty house >you walk around examining things but cant actually really do anything >you can go outside and into the lawn and walk around >most would get disgusted with the game and turn it off >the next time it is turned on, as opposed to only allowing it to be daylight for the first time it is opened, the rest of the game will be in night time, and nothing can change this, no brightness settings will be included in the settings >players will suddenly find out they are given the ability to open things, but only open things >after the first 5 minutes, a small square will appear in the top right corner of the players screen, and it will show an outside view of the house from something elses perspective >the view will slowly approach the house, ever so slightly >the player is given the option to open the curtains and doors to the outside, but doing so will cause the view in the square to speed up immensely while the door/blind is open >the player will be visible from the square screen moving around the house >as the view approached the door, it doesn't open it, and it is out of view from all windows >small white text appears in the center view of the player >'Open the door'

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First Day on the Job Martini Mishap at Team Lunch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 150 KB AVIF 6/23/2024, 11:55:56 AM No.85882866 > Be me > First day at new job > Want to make a good impression > Boss invites me to team lunch > Nervous but excited > Sit down at restaurant > Everyone orders drinks > Decide to go fancy, order a martini > Waiter looks at me weird but brings it > Try to look sophisticated, take a sip > Realize I've never had a martini before > Tastes like gasoline > Try not to gag, accidentally knock over glass > Martini spills all over the table > Everyone stares > Boss bursts out laughing > "First martini, huh?" > Turn bright red, nod awkwardly > Boss pats me on the back, orders me a soda > Rest of lunch goes smoothly > Leave restaurant feeling like a fool > At least I made an impression

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Damn....... | /r/Greentext

>>503677519 (OP) I've dated 2 girls i met from mmos. we just happened to live in the same city and met up, and it just clicked so we kept at it. dated one for 6 months the other for 3 years. first one I broke up with cause she kept blowing off our dates, and that just always pisses me off. second girl died of cancer. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17 20:50 No. 503679183 503679380 hu 1422640493_2816201342.jpg (86 KB, 1920x1080) >>503678250 Sad to hear she passed away anon. Did she at least drop any good loot? Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:22:31 No.503679380 03679775 >>503679863 >>503679936>>503680140 >>503680157 3679584 3679626 03680298>>503680323 03680792 >>503680935 >>503681150 >>503681212 >>503681226 >>503681394>>503681519 03681802503881816 >>503681935 >>503681954 >>503682016 >>503679183 just a ring that lost its all of its enchantment. Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)17:24:21 No.503679584 e: sko.jpg (6 KB, 250x250) >>503679380 Jesus f--- man

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New Values | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Boomers IT ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/23/24(Sun)17:02:50 No.77931165 SKODA RICHMOND SHODA 907 KB PNG >Be a Boomer >Buy a new car for 40k on 4 year finance >Run it into the ground for 4 years >Complain about the resale value Are the stupid? Do they not know basic math or something? SKODA

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Remember, they're a modern stone age family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)05:54:09 No.200181126 flintstonesarch-main.jpg 53 KB JPG >an illiterate quarry worker in 10,000bc was able to afford this house and a car, with a stay at home wife and a daughter its over

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Anon isn't gay | /r/Greentext

- File: I hate my life.jpg (153 KB, 935x827) I'm a fat aren't i? Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)16:57:02 No.77928290 [Reply] >Be me >>779289272-77928941: >Theyhavenofuckingidea.png >He kisses me >Go to this club with friends >See this guy (yes, a guy) who looked like a f------ female, blonde hair, dressed kinda like a emo (who i actually have a huge kink about) EXTREMELY feminine face and light eyes (i didn't notice if they were blue or green) >Approach him (who i thought it was a she) >Told me he's a male, and he's actually gay >Totallyhornyasfuckidontcaretbh.jpg >Tell him i'm actually bisexual (i'm not) >He start to get flirty with me, and touchy. >While dancing, he starts to touch my d---. >My friends see all this scene, and give me a thumbs up. >Whisper in my ear that he wants "more" >Follow him, we went outside the club >We get in this parking lot, and he start to suck my d---. >It was f------ diamond. >He gives me a condom that he had in his pocket, and i start to pound his ass >A f------ nice ass, but then i remembered that it was a guy >I hate the idea that this... thing that i was f------ had a d---, so i think to myself that he's a female. >He actually moaned like a female, not even in a manly way >I c-- extreamly quickly >He chuckles, remove the condom and swallows all the c-- that there was in it, and he starts to clean up my d--- as well. >After finishing to clean it up, he kisses me, and he went away. (Not even in the club, just f------ vanished) >Went back in the club, my friends thinks that i've f----- a 10/10 female. >It was actually a male. I mean, it's not gay until you put a d--- in your ass right? I hate my life, i hate being f------ homy. 3 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.

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: Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)10:52:34 No.920301824 hows bouts a doughnut fren! 49 KB JPG : Anonymous ill take them all thanks >>920301997 # 06/23/24(Sun)10:53:54 No.920301863 : Anonymous f--- your doughnuts 06/23/24(Sun)10:56:26 No.920301950

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Anon goes to the vet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 126 KB JPG Kekekeke.jpeg 06/22/24(Sat)21:22:49 No.77922782 >Be me >Take dog to vet >Vet gives me a tube >"We're gonna need some of your dogs poop." >At home waiting for dog to poo Devious idea.mp69 >Put in some of my poo >Hand it in to vet >Receive results a week later Mfw it says tested postive for parasites.

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My dad is proud of me and he can't admit it | /r/Greentext

78 KB JPG video games) >Be 19 >Huge tank and history fan >Big fan of scale modelling (much prefer building them than playing >Buy one every week or two >Actually work at retail so it's my own money >Everytime I come back home from the hobby shop my dad gives me the same look and speech "Another one? When will you f------ grow up" FF about three days ago >Working on a Sherman Ic Firefly in 1:35 scale >Just done finishing a bit and decide to go to bed >Passes by my dad's room >Hear him speaking on the phone about me "He buys so much models but the thing is that I can't even blame the f----- because he's actually f------ good at it" >Sleep like I've never slept before Love you dad

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