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Anon got himself a girlfriend | /r/Greentext
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![File: s-1500.jpg (30 KB, 500x481) Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon) 19:47:53 No.920364745 [Reply] >Be me, mid 20s working a dead end job. >My love has always been motorcycles. >Been painting bikes for my friends and family for years, never asking for payment. >Be 2017 >Boss comes up to me one day and says "look anon, I love having you here.. but it's paint full time. You're wasting your talent. It's time to follow your passion. >Fires me with 8 years severance even though I only worked there for 4.5 years. >Now I'm making 1.5 - 3 grand a week. >I can take vacations whenever I want, and I'm finally happy. >Getting ready to surprise my old boss with a custom gas tank for his 50th. >He believed in me when I didn't even know it was an option.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/845/999/7e2.png "Anon has a wholesome boss | /r/Greentext")
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![File: joker5.jpg (37 KB, 640x480) O It is over. Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)15:36:00 No.67301536 [Reply] > >>67302846 Okay n------ I'm going to lay it out for you. >If you aren't 6 foot plus in 2022 it's over. >If your penis is smaller than 8 inches it's over. >If you aren't a pretty boy or have a masculine/square jawline or face it's over. >If you have any mental illnesses it's over. >If you aren't raking in 6+ figures (chad excluded) it's over. >If you don't have a muscular frame it's over. It is impossible to enter a relationship in 2022 if you do not have these qualities. If you do not have the golden ratio, are not 6 feet tall, or have a large penis your life is over. You have no qualities females enjoy. Females will never love you, you are subhuman. This is why I have given up, I do not care for society.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/305/173/53f.png "Anon is a \"nice guy\" and is totally not delusional | /r/Greentext")
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