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![File: PepeShock.png (549 KB, 2801x2121) ☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)15:06:36 No.78309304 [Reply] >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >still wet >?? >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons | ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >wipe >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/871/220/ef2.png "Anon thinks its the watermelons | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: 128MICyr) [] 07/23/24(Tue)00:46:53 No.475265051 BidenMay312024-scaled-1-1536x1024.jpg 144 KB JPG >Most votes ever for a president >Can't run for re-election due to low popularity How does this happen?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/871/151/da8.jpeg "Fallen from grace | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1675872304031150.jpg (475 KB, 1600x1067) Realising that you have autism Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)13:50:47 No.73424784 [Reply]► >>73425173 >>73425176 Did anybody realise in their mid 20s that they unironically have autism, and now their whole life makes sense? I've for a long time been in denial of having autism because I was highly successful in "reforming" myself and camouflaging my autistic traits. I can't live in denial of it anymore, it's exhausting to battle with myself and my past, trying to cope with the shame and self-hatred. My autisms: >Used to engage in repetitive behaviour such as repeating "funny words" constantly >99 woodcutting in runescape when I was 13 y.o. >Screamed and cried constantly when I was an infant, in preschool I'd cry until they let me go home >Reclusive shut-in, lived on the internet since I was a child >Literally never had a conversation with my parents >Interested in things more than people >Read a lot of books in childhood and enjoyed reading >Parents kept encyclopaedias in my childhood bedroom, used to be fascinated with the pictures >Had/have niche interests I'd be into as a phase >People have often described me as someone who's "in their own world" >Was slow at doing work in class >Seeming blunt, rude, or uninterested in others, often without meaning to >Determined to know the truth, always hold the truth in highest regard even if it upsets others >Anger management issues, can be aggressive >Quite fearless, willing to try new things and break rules >Ostracised and shunned by most groups at every point of my life >Was a complete class clown >In high school always felt others were a few years more socially developed than me >Been "camouflaging" since arriving at university; got tired of being a loser freak and wanted to be my inner chad >Learned to be a normie by imitating chad friends and watching youtube videos, unironically made pages of notes, systematising >Have felt like a robot or alien trying to be a human >Autistic determination often leads to doing extraordinarily well; became a socially successful chad who dated and seduced dozens of women >INTJ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/594/600/ddb.png "Anon is Autistic | /r/Greentext")
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