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![Anonymous 05/24/24(Fri)08:02:51 No.677444179 >Boot up game >Unskippable splash screens >RYZEN™ >AMD™M >NVIDIA™ >GEARBOX™ 76 KB JPG >EATM >FLOYDSNEED TOⓇO TECHNOLOGY >Unskippable animation of player interacting with button/object >PRESS E TO [INTERACT] WITH [INTERACTION OBJECT] >Unskippable exposition/cutscene](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/871/326/e9f.png "As long as the fishing minigame is good this all doesn't matter | /r/Greentext")
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As long as the fishing minigame is good this all doesn't matter | /r/Greentext
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![File: PepeShock.png (549 KB, 2801x2121) ☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)15:06:36 No.78309304 [Reply] >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >still wet >?? >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons | ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >wipe >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/871/220/ef2.png "Anon thinks its the watermelons | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: 128MICyr) [] 07/23/24(Tue)00:46:53 No.475265051 BidenMay312024-scaled-1-1536x1024.jpg 144 KB JPG >Most votes ever for a president >Can't run for re-election due to low popularity How does this happen?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/871/151/da8.jpeg "Fallen from grace | /r/Greentext")
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![File: spencers.jpg (250 KB, 1000x1000) GAPORE Anonymous 11/14/22 (Mon)16:15:52 No.889069198 [Reply] ► >be high school me at the mall >browsing new store that's pretty much a knock off Spencer's >see they sell those stink bomb ampoules >f--- it. Might be fun for a prank. Grab a pack >speeding home like a bat out of hell as most teenagers with a car would >notice flashing lights in my mirror >oh f---, it's the cops >slightly panicking as I'm pulling off roadside >I've never been pulled over before and don't know what will happen >mind keeps focusing on the stink bombs right beside me >looking back, I don't know why I considered this my best course of action >but in a moment of sudden clarity, I hatch a plan >crack two ampoules and smear them on my pant legs >Jesus Christ, these smell absolutely heinous >hide the evidence and collect myself before the cop knocks on my window >it's showtime >I roll it down. The cop visibly winces and recoils >"OFFICER, I'M SORRY! I KNOW I WAS SPEEDING BUT I S--- MY PANTS!" >he looks at me with a mix of disgust and pity >directs me to a gas station off the next exit >tells me to slow down and lets me off with a warning >I go to that gas station just in case he's tailing me >lock the bathroom door and sit on the toilet, where the reality of what happened hits me >I can't believe that f------ worked >laugh like a goddamn lunatic >get home, dad wonders why I smell like s--- >tell him. He laughs but tells me to clean up and not get pulled over again >tell my friends the next day at school >go back to that same store the following weekend >all the stink bombs were sold out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/478/037/5b7.png "Anon gets off with a warning | /r/Greentext")
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