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Private Taxi For My Burrito - Why DoorDash is Expensive

the prince with a thousand enemies @jaketropolis DoorDash has never turned a profit. It used to be (relatively) cheap because investors were pouring money down the drain trying to get people hooked on it. That money is gone, and now you're going to have to foot the bill if you want to hire a private taxi for your burrito. Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su Jul 30 The only reason food delivery is a "luxury" is because corporate greedfucks raised the prices to make them unaffordable to the average person. We've been doing cheap food delivery at reasonable prices and decent wages for DECADES, but all of a sudden y'all pretend ordering pizza Show more • 10:29 PM Jul 30, 2024 2.7M Views

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Pedro Ximénez @PetersTweetr A private taxi for my burrito? They should make bus rapid transit for my burrito or maybe my burrito should get an ebike. 9:22 AM ⚫ Jul 31, 2024 - 3,756 Views ...
Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar zeitgeists shift whenever someone comes up with a good zinger and "private taxi for your burrito" has the power to move mountains 10:53 AM ⚫ Jul 31, 2024 272.9K Views
Cameron Pfiffer @cameron_pfiffer I seriously cannot get over how funny "private taxi for my burrito" is Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su Jul 30 even tho this was made by a hedge fund manager to dunk on me, it's still insanely funny Inflation is bad Inflation is bad or you ordered a private taxi for your burrito Private taxi for my burrito
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