Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)15:07:12 No.37143513 >trans gf is having an autistic meltdown and sharting all over the apartment walls again 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143513 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)15:10:20 No.37143551 give her her f------ legos Anonymous 15 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)15:14:17 No.37143587 >>37143513 (OP) # >collect enough pretty princess points from my bf for my good behaviour >demand he buy me the the lego boutique hotel set >he says we'll go out and buy it at the weekend >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >scream at the top of my lungs >start s------- and pissing everywhere >throw the piss covered s--- at my bf >afterwards he takes me to the lego store >>37143612 # >>37143620 # Anonymous >>37143587 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:16:24 No.37143612 this is the true meaning of girlbossing

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Stupid story time ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/03/24(Tue)16:20:34 No.78694978 235 KB JPG So, Found my temporary image folder lol. >Be me in school >In English literature class >Studying A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. >It was also Christmas so the teacher wanted to play a the movie for us. >Nobody wanted to watch the muppets version, but nobody had the 2009 version on dvd >Except for me (I really didn't tee hee) >I told them that I will bring a copy on a media disc tomorrow >FFW to home >On my PC, I have Vegas pro (for ytps) and IMGburn for pirating Xbox games Obviously, I wasn't going to make a whole YTP of the movie so I figured ill add some hidden edits throughout the first 45 minutes in hopes that it would mindfuck someone who did notice them. >Enter Picrel (01/12/2019), where I super imposed putins face of the ghost of christmas past for two seconds. I distinctly remember nobody in class noticing it. So here you go.

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Anonymous (ID: JRAVDBDV Durov arrest 08/27/24(Tue)10:41:26 No.479722417 Screenshot_358.jpg 257 KB JPG >create russian facebook and become a millionaire >sell it and leave Russia because authorities demand cooperation on criminal cases >become "citizen of the world" living in Dubai and having several citizenships including french >create Telegram - one of the most unique and neutral- "safe" way of communicating on the web >get arrested on b------- accusations because he didn't want to bend to glowies >no amount of support or money can save him now What does this story teach us?

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: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No. 74745239 you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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Anonymous 111 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)12:13:52 No.687647083 >at work during lunch event >try to make small talk >mention I play vidya >they ask what kind >some gril mentions she plays mario sometimes >casually mention for some reason that I have 1,400 hours in HO14 >said this as conversation happened to die down across the room >everyone heard >get asked what hoi4 is >explain it's a ww2 simulator but that it has mods like what if the nazis won ww2, etc. >get asked if I support nazism >say no and try to bring the conversation back to hoi4 >get asked why I play so much >one guy says he'd rather put that time into having sex >they're clearly making fun of me at this point >get up and leave the situation >older employee who's been mentoring me talks me a few hours later and suggests I not talk about my Hitler simulators at work been feeling like picrel all day. f--- this gay world. anyway, hoi4 thread I guess 17 Replies Anonymous >>687650738 # Do you have autism View Thread 09/03/24(Tue)12:45:23 No.687651057

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Anonymous 328 KB PNG 09/02/24(Mon)04:19:57 No.75029708 >LIFT FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR WOMEN. You will be happier in the long run >lifting slows aging and increases your quality of life at the same time >Having sex with someone who you actually love is better than meaningless hookups >Don't be a brainlet. READ >In a new city and don't know how to make friends? Join a coed sport's league >INVEST. Don't just let your money sit and collect dust in your checkings account. It loses value constantly due to inflation >Don't s--- where you eat >Use a condom dumbass >If you're not open about what you like, you'll never get what you need >stop drinking soda and drink water instead >stay the f--- away from horse girls >bro splits are retarded if you're natty. Stick to U/L, PPL, or Full body >STAY AWAY FROM OUIJA BOARDS >wanna look like a f-----? Wear lifting gloves >minimize alcohol consumption, especially beer >wear lotion and sunscreen so you can eventually be that boomer that still looks like a zoomer >leave you comfort zone and put yourself out there >RDLS>Deadlifts >you can't control your height. Stop acting like an incel and learn to live with it >if you're cutting, keep yourself busy or you'll hate life unless you have strong willpower >you're probably not as ugly as you think you are >when an actual boomer says they can't hear you, speak deeper not loader >Put a sticker with a fake pin number on your debit card. Make the numbers hard to read. If you lose it and someone tries to use it (3 times), the terminal will lock your account and eat the card. >When showing people pictures on your phone, zoom in a little bit so they can't easily swipe to other pictures. >If you are alone for thanksgiving or another holiday, consider spending the day volunteering. >If you make a sex tape on your phone, cover the lens for the first five SECONDS. That way, if you show friends or family anything from your gallery, it will just show as black. >Looking for apartments in a new city? Make sure to reverse image search any images to avoid scams. >>75029813 # >>75030476 # >>75030490 # >>75031020 # >>75031143 # >>75031385 # >>75032413 # >>75032471 # >>75033443 # >>75034896 # >>75038877 #

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SNIPERE DE SUPE ANCALE JFK Shooting Gallery.jpg 862 KB JPG >>51809303 # This, I build a JFK themed shooting gallery in my basement to shoot my airrifle when drunk. The car is attached to pulleys and drives from left to right. For my pistol and rifle i stack old matresses and sandbags behind it >>51809359 # >>51809519 # >>51809832 # >>51809983 # >>51812795 # >>51814618 # >>51816420 # >>51816499 # >>51816633 # >>51820465 # >>51820490 # >>51820499 # >>51821205 # >>51822675 # >>51827045 #

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Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)09:49:22 No.603654307 >uhh, this mall sucks file.png 1007 KB PNG >hhhuhuh yeah, this sucks. i want nachos. >hey ask that girl over there if she like knows where the food is >uhhhhhhhuhuhu >hey baby >>603655294 # >>603655878 #

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Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right

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Anonymous 12/29/21(Wed)20:50:35 No.869588879 FoodTank agriculturesubsidiesworldbankreport.jpg >put food in the dirt 245 KB JPG >much more food comes out You expect me to believe this b-------?? Anonymous COAST 103 KB JPG Anonymous 379 KB JPG 12/29/21(Wed)20:55:41 No.869589196. >>869588879 (OP) # >build triangle out of metal >it doesn't sink B------- 12/29/21(Wed)20:57:35 No.869589312 >build a giant metal bird >wings don't even flap They didn't even try and make it believable

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Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)22:03:56 No.93361172 model.jpg 39 KB JPG >elves steal people's n------ >having your n------ stolen is shameful >fashion evolves to ensure that n------ are displayed prominently to make sure everyone knows you still have them >elves stop stealing n------, people forget elves stole n------ in the first place >fashion continues to showcase n------ Long-lived races should troll the s--- out of short-lived races. Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)22:16:52 No.93361231 Until one day the elves perform a mass ritual to steal the n------ from an entire kingdom to fuse them into a monster they have to fight or will destroy the kingdom? All parts of a centuries long plan to make the humans explain to their grand kids about fighting the giant nipple monster with a straight face

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Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)00:43:59 No.202925696 A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT GOING HEAD TO HEAD WITH A STEREOTYPE. The Problem with APU STREAMING NOW truⓇ file.png 1.06 MB PNG >Complain about Apu being a "negative stereotype" because of the accent >Nowadays a majority of people see indians as street s------- rapists who steal jobs via nepotism How does he feel now you think?

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Anonymous 09/03/24(Tue)15:07:12 No.37143513 >trans gf is having an autistic meltdown and sharting all over the apartment walls again 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>37143513 (OP) # 09/03/24(Tue)15:10:20 No.37143551 give her her f------ legos Anonymous 15 KB PNG 09/03/24(Tue)15:14:17 No.37143587 >>37143513 (OP) # >collect enough pretty princess points from my bf for my good behaviour >demand he buy me the the lego boutique hotel set >he says we'll go out and buy it at the weekend >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >scream at the top of my lungs >start s------- and pissing everywhere >throw the piss covered s--- at my bf >afterwards he takes me to the lego store >>37143612 # >>37143620 # Anonymous >>37143587 # 09/03/24(Tue)15:16:24 No.37143612 this is the true meaning of girlbossing

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