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File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Bx06Jhvz ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/16/24(Mon)19:42:29 No.491602886 Peter R. Quiñc @PeterRQuin⚫ Dec 15 Hypothetical: One country must no longer exist. A: United States B: Israel Choose ○ 8 13 556 7K Rep. Don Bacon Read Revelations and report back. @RepDor 23h - 112 48 10 ılı 73K 88 KB JPG Donald John Bacon (R) is an American politician and retired military officer serving as the U.S. representative for Nebraska. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bacon https://x.com/RepDonBacon/status/1868334120272585209 Anonymous (ID: TgJCydqZ >Name is Bacon >Loves jews You can only have one. 12/16/24(Mon)19:45:23 No.491603092

Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809

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Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)08:20:29 No.205292506 The 40-Year-Old Virgin images - 2024-11-04T191932.964.jpg >used to be a funny joke 31 KB JPG >now the reality for millions of zoomers and millennials

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Anon plays a hacker simulator game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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: Anonymous That's it Get in the idiot squisher 11/18/24(Mon)22:21:35 No.79487904 >at the point of no fap/no nut november where simply seeing a wamen makes me leak precum i also have the strong urge to impregnate every single women i see in public 23 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>79487914 # View Thread 11/18/24(Mon)22:24:38 No.79487932 it really do be like that. i keep telling myself i feel like a dog. look at all these p-----havers, waiting to have a baby put inside them >>79488061 #

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Anon loves corporate spyware | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.

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Anon is a Tinder GM | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)06:52:43 No.63022272 >make a Chad Tinder account >females message me first >never respond to any of them >their Tinder elo gets lowered because of that Get rekt foids View Thread

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Anon Remixes a Classic | /r/Greentext

File: 1702275008509169.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:18:02 No.205865703 >Well Sneedmour Ive made it..despite you were formerly Chucks >AH! Superintendent City Slicker I hope youre ready for an unforgettable f--- and suck! ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:22:24 No.205865851 >You know this seed and feed is quite similar to the ones they have at Sneed's. Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:25:40 No.205865980 >Ye Gods! My Seed is ruined! >But what If, I were to sneak to Chucks and purchase some Feed and disquise it as my own. >Delightfully devilish Sneed ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:46:43 No.205866920 >>205867013 >Asneedaborealis?! >at this soil pH? >in this part of Guatemala? >localized ENTIRELY within your fancy, German car?! >> ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:48:51 No.205867013 File: 1715719862965802.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720) >>205866920 SNNNNEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!

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: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:32:21 No.36579993 shoeOnhead-image.jpg 9 KB JPG >Becomes successful online >Comes out as bi, into futa and girls and openly flirts with a trans woman >Failed marriage to a man >Manages to lock down another man before getting too old >Has a kid becomes a massive trad grifter and nationalist >Removes bi flag and never talks about liking girls ever again Every time. I'm convinced that women are circumstantially Bisexual and nothing more. : Anonymous who cares 07/19/24(Fri)20:33:12 No. 36579996

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Anon cant understand why normies are so financially irresponsible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How do normies blow so much fu(...) 225 KB PNG 11/18/24(Mon) 11:27:38 No.79484189 >read reddit comment >"oh id never trust an 18 year old with 3k they'd blow it in a week" >meanwhile I had 10k at that age and didnt spend a dime I didnt need to How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? They spend it on subscriptions, apps, concerts, travelling, cars, fancy clothes, restaurants etc.. Who needs any of that s---? >t. warehouse wagie about to hit 80k in the bank at 22 : Anonymous >>79484189 (OP) # 11/18/24(Mon)11:28:56 No.79484195 >How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? they have an active social and sex life that necessitates spending while you don't. the point of money is to have sex not to hoard it >>79484214 # >>79484272 #

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Anons Discuss/Digest Philosophy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>146399773 # 11/17/24(Sun)16:06:13 No.146400295 >I believe vore is the thinking man's fetish No, hypnosis is the thinking men's fetish. Vore is the hungry man's fetish.

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Anon studies botany | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 64 KB JPG >be me 11/17/24(Sun)20:43:46 No.927520518 >Jacking off >Forget to lock door >Was reading about mushrooms earlier > Momwalked in right as I nut, arm hit keyboard, screen goes to picture of a mushroom on Wikipedia >She closes the door and never speaks of it again >She no longer puts mushrooms in the beef stroganoff she's been making that way since I can remember

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Anon is german | /r/Greentext

File: 61d19RCFK2L._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (56 KB, 894x894) Why isnt everywhere like germany? Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)00:35:01 No.79481547 >Couple of years go by >Be me >Be German >Move to Bulgaria because cheap housing >Move to a small village and try to make friends >People are not like friendly Germans and instead ignore me >People have no concept of rules >I spend most days trying to explain the concept of german laws to them >They do not listen Its_tough_bring_normal.jpg >Decide to become mayor of said village to fix this s--- hole and put some German rules into place >No one votes for me >Get very mad and go protest in front of town hall, yelling in German and broken bulgarian >They do not listen to me >A couple of days pass and during one faithful evening of me making German sausages on the grill because German stuff is the best stuff not like s----- bulgarian stuff A stinging smelly cloud descends from the hill and into my garden >Some filthy bulgarians are burning tires >I go and yell at them in German >They laugh at me and call me hitler >I go back home and drink some German beer because bulgarian beer is s--- >I write a long letter to the mayor calling him a lower life form and inciting him to do something about his subjects >Thatll do it I think to myself while smiling >Weeks pass and I get no answer >I go to the town hall to explain to them how great Germany is and how they should take example >Mayor doesnt even let me in >Next day find my German car windows broken and my german tires slashed >Why are these mongrels like this? Where did democracy go guys? I thought Germany founded the European union for a reason

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Anons discuss social media and the next Disney movie | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot_20241116_16164(...).jpg (354 KB, 1080x1027) 12:03 About tising Marketing Xfor Elon Musk's X collapses: hundreds of artists and media flee to a booming social network M Marca.com. 22h бо It's over Anonymous (ID: 1+CpEsm4 11/16/24(Sat)14:00:22 No.488661807 >>488661870 >>488661914 >>488662060 >>488662129 >>488662238 >>488662375 >>488662396 >>488662402 >>488662413 >>488662432 >>488662445 >>488662473 >>488662486 >>488662491 >>488662540 >>488662620 >>488662704 >>488662844 >>488662848 >>488663017 >>488663056 >>488663412 >>488663633 >>488663813 >>488664224 >>488664284 >>488664312 >>488664408 >>488664431 >>488664621 >>488664815 >>488664888 >>488664933 >>488665938 >>488666106 >>488666130 >>488667028 >>488667296 >>488667440 >>488668684 >>488668730 >>488669373 >>488669422 >>488670620 >>488671049 >>488671831 >>488671916 >>488672218 >>488672467 >>488672489 >>488672577 >>488672604 >>488672635 >>488672695 >>488672730 >>488672911 >>488673664 >>488673916 >>488674061 >>488674191 >>488674326 >>488674630 >>488674690 >>488674747 >>488674969 >>488675112 >>488675134 >>488675362 >>488675529 >>488675544 >>488675613 >>488675816 >>488675833 >>488676127 >>488676657 >>488676904 >>488676954 >>488677173 >>488677931 >>488678075 >>488679040 >>488679226 >>488679397 >>488679929 >>488680421 >>488681173 >>488681650 >>488681793 >>488682044 >>488682265 >>488682480 >>488682557 >>488682649 >> X collapsed Anonymous (ID: ppZfov3a 11/16/24(Sat) 14:15:46 No.488663012 >fewer people now watching prime msnbc than watch streamers, cnn(!) not far behind >leftists self-segregating to a non-commercial xitter close which was abandoned by its founder because it sucked >dnc $20mm in the hole, no one donating to the usual nonprofits to fund a "resistance" w-- is going on, is this a mongol-style fake retreat? surely the left has a trick up its sleeve? they're abandoning the battlefield Anonymous (ID: CMigPZWi 11/16/24(Sat)14:41:09 No.488664933 >>488665915 File: Who should play SnowWhite (...).png (243 KB, 590x776) Elon Musk @elonmusk Who should play Snow White? 11:20 PM - May 17, 2023 Gal Gadot 3% Ana de Arm 2% Rachel Zegler 1% Terry Crews 93% AhNegao.com.br 53.4K Retweets 4,771 Quotes 750.6K Likes 4,938 Bookmarks >>488661807 (OP) >things that never happened for 400 Anonymous (ID: SEAXZCKN >>488664933 11/16/24(Sat) 14:54:38 No.488665915 >>488679934 >Snow White(Terry Crews) gets knocked out at the castle by the evil bitch KWEEN's henchmen. He is discarded in the forest covered in raw meat for the wolves to eat. He is awoken by seven lil guys and goes to chill with them in their cabin. He decides to help them mine iron and turn it into steel and build a gunsmithing shop, the Sebben Dwarves Armory(SDA). Snow White and the dwarves train day and night on guerilla warfare tactics, then begin their march toward KWEEN Castle, and hilarity ensues! SEE THIS YEAR'S BLOCKBUSTER ACTION FILM! Fire, explosions, rolling heads and flaming torsos, and of course, eight ruff riders rolling deep on dat ho!

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