Hello, I am Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders. I have returned to help save the imperium. I heard the Black Viper were a sucessors to my legion. Papa Cawl...this stranger is talking to me can I shoot him? O...kay...this one gonna need patience. Covenant of fire.... huh? We like burning thing Sound about right. Mostly books, Did you hear about the glory of the God- Emperor? You remind me of someone Dragonspears. Dragons are cool. Thank you Great Vulkan. Would you like to join me and my brothers as we feast on our dead tonight? This started so well. This....this is acceptable. Okay what's your weird spin. I'm basically a salamanders except I switch fire for water.

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Hello, I am Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders. I have returned to help save the imperium. I heard the Black Viper were a sucessors to my legion. Papa Cawl...this stranger is talking to me can I shoot him? O...kay...this one gonna need patience. Covenant of fire.... huh? We like burning thing Sound about right. Mostly books, Did you hear about the glory of the God- Emperor? You remind me of someone Dragonspears. Dragons are cool. Thank you Great Vulkan. Would you like to join me and my brothers as we feast on our dead tonight? This started so well. This....this is acceptable. Okay what's your weird spin. I'm basically a salamanders except I switch fire for water.

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