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![File: gabagool.jpg (4 KB, 184x184) Anonymous 12/08/16(Thu)03:13:29 No.77027327 [Reply] ► >wake up >wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt >breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete) >fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool >pour myself a glass of Tropicana with some pulp to wash down the diabetes >here comes A.J down the stairs >it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz >I'm proud of him >So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best >A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon >A.J. starts bitching about the environment >Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the f--- up and get in the hummer limo >He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames >A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to j------- to interracial p--- >Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market >She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool >"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice." >Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do. >Phone rings, it's Meadow >Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. F--- you, Imao!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/003/034/968/72a.jpeg "Anon works in waste management | /r/Greentext")
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