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MR BONES WILD RIDE part 2
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![File 1169870637 ipg-(3 KB, 150x150) 01/26/07(Fri)23:03:57 No. 19683185 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediatey. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modem candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I wll get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well Ipack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M MMars, A Division of Mars, Inc Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes. This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. >>「01/26/07(Fri)23:05:29 No.19683269 I. LOVE YOU >>「01/26/07 Fri)23:06:52 No.19683341](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/315/665/457.jpg "457.jpg")
![File :1174253193 gif-(45 KB, 257x285) □ 03/18/07(Sun) 17:26:33 No.22467167 [Reply] >> □ 03/18/07(Sun) 17:26:59 No.22467190 File 1174253219 ipg-(8 KB, 331x240) 03/18/07(Sun)17:27:11 No.22467203 File :1174253231.ipg-(24 KB, 604x487) >> >> □ 03/18/07(Sun)17:27:23 No.22467210 File :1174253243 ipg-(7 KB, 168x251)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/313/898/98f.jpg "98f.jpg")
![File: 1337858425780 ipg-(128 KB, 653x490, getonmylevel.jpg) □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)07:20 No.140535420 Reply] >Drop out of high school >Smoke weed erryday >Spend 4 years playing Skate 1/2/3 professionally >Score a producer job at EA, 80k a year >Move out, buy my own place >Parents super proud of me 謍 What have you done with your life? 18 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view □ Anonymous 05/24/12(Thu)07:26 No.140535770 Well, I didn't work at EA, so I guess I'm the one winning at life.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/312/960/2f2.jpg "2f2.jpg")
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