Nintendo 64! best console ever!
BTW im 14 years old

The Nintendo 64 is awesome. I dropped it 5 feet straight down once, my brother spilled a cup of water on it while it was running, my other brother dropped sand on it (which we could never get out, and it got the reset button stuck), and it's still in PERFECT WORKING CONDITION.

Heck, my brothers friend found a copy of Ocarina of Time buried in his grandmas back yard in an old moldy box, and it ran perfectly after we blew on it.

Nintendium is the best stuff ever.