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TWO EXAMPLES OF TROUBLED PROJECTS ND THE LORD said unto Noah: Ham and Japheth. Lord, I am undone." And the Lord grew angry and said: "And what about the animals, the male "Where is the ark which I have cornmanded thee to build?" And Noah said unto the Lord: and the iemale of every sort that I "Verily, I have had three carpenters ordered to come unto thee to keep oli ill. The gopher-wood supplier hath their seed alive upon the lace of the let me down--yea, even though the earth?" gopher wood hath been on order lorAnd Noah said: "They have deen nigh upon 12 months. Vhat can I do, O delivered unto the wrong address but should arriveth on Friday." It or And God said unto Noah: "I want And the Lord said: "How about the that ark finished even after seven days unicorns, and the lowls of the air by and seven nights.'" sevens?" And Noah said: "lt will be so." And Noah vrung his hands and And it was not so. And the Lord wept, saying: "Lord, unicorns are a said unto Noah: "What seemeth to be discontinued line; thou canst not get them for love nor money. And lowis the trouble this time?" And Noah said unto the Lord: of the air are sold only in halfdozens. "Mine subcontractor hath gone bank- Lord, Lord, Thou knowest how it is." rupt. commandest me to put an the outside "Noah, my son, 1 knowest. Vhy else and on the inside of the ark hath not dost thou think I have caused a flood arrived. The plumber hath gone on to descend upon the earth?' strike. Shem, My son who helpeth me on the arK side ol the business, hath lormed a pop group with his brothers The pitch which Thou And the Lord in his wisdom said: loyal lnsht of Brirish Architect, 2

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