My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #538,750

>you will never do any of those things to her
>you will never hug her with your hooves
>you will never grab her from the chair and throw her into the bed
>you will never use your tentacles to pleasure her
>you will never realize you have tentacles and hooves

It seems to me that both sisters have relationship problems. Celestia has been rejected by both Sombra and Discord while Luna can't find a boyfriend.