What in face did you just fucking say about my hair, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous fights with Stand users, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in stand warfare and I’ve the top ability in the entire Duwang region. You are nothing to me but just another fatty. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this part, mark my fucking words. As we speak I am contacting the Speedwagon Organization and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Heavy Weather, maggot. The snails that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime over 60 km/h, and I can restore you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Crazy Diamond. Not only do I know the secret Joestar technique, but I have access to the majority of Stand users in Duwang and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Dorarararara fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re getting a feeling so complicated, kiddo.

It's because of your hair, Josuke! runs away