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Church Funnies 39 minutes ago Christian Pick-up Lines ...Which numbers do you like 1) Nice bible 2) I would like to pray with you 3) You know Jesus? Me too 4) God told me to come talk to you. 5) I know a church where we could go nd talk. 6) How about a hug, sister? 7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug 9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11 10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study? 12) I am here for you 13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner? 14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither. 15) Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight? 16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart? 17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? 18) Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do." 19) Do you believe in Divine appointment? 20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before? 21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me 22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name 23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian 24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath Like Comment Share 亡110 people like this. Top Comments Write a comment. mmm #10 is a bad pick up me... Satan fell from heaven lol

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Dabiddo - Kun

Dabiddo - Kun

Sep 30, 2013 at 06:30AM EDT

i don't really see the cringe here
some of them are funny, i dunno the page but it doesn't look like it's meant to be taken seriously…

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WhipperSnapper

WhipperSnapper

Sep 29, 2013 at 06:58PM EDT

I'm disappointed there wasn't a missing an angel.

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