Notes:

I emphasize the pointlessness of trying to pick out individual flaws with this movie, but I encourage the practice of doing so anyway. Good God, this movie is just so much fun to make fun of.
If you haven't heard of this movie already, I highly recommend further investigation into this overlooked gem. Seriously. You won't regret checking out Birdemic: Shock and Terror, unless you have something more productive to do…….like watching the lifespan of a mayfly until it dies of old age.