I just got a quick, but sharp pain in my waist after I looked at that. Ow.

"I love you too, Scyther but… as you can see, my lower half is sitting on the floor like my upper half is. If you could quickly fly me to the nearest Hospital, that'd be great."
"Scyther can't learn the move Fly!"
"Motherfu- can you get me to the hospital, then?….Wait, there is no such thing as a Hospital besides the Pokémon kind? MOTHERF- dies
"Scy?"

FATALITY.