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ALRIGHT YOU WEABOO NERDS DM ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST GOD DAMN F------ GAME YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF WHAT'S UT ABOUT? LL F------ TELL YOU An Item Shop's Tale YOUR FATHER IS INDEBTEDTOAFUCKING DOvoLgARE? SUUTOFARMAる PROBABLY BECAUSEHE LOVED DRUGS ORFUCK NO YOU DON T R. OR SOMETHING MORE THEN YOUAND LEFT FO AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSB YOU ARE HIS ADORABLE LOLI DAUGHTER RECETTB AND YOU HAVE TO PAY HIS DEBT TO THE SLUTTY TSUNDERE FAIRY TEAR, LOOK ATTHOSE FUCKINGWINGS THEY DON'TEVEN TOUCH HER. ESUS CHRISTLOOK T HONCUTEYOU ARE AND JUST HOw WILL YOU PAY THAT FUCKINGHUGE DEBT? MOTBYHIGITINGMONSTER IKE SOM TRANSVESTUTE GIRLY BOY WITH HIS THREE TO FIVE VERY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE F------ WORLD. NO F------ WAY THAT S--- IS FOR F------ PLEBS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT YOULL GET THIS S--- DONE THE MANLY WAY. BY OPENING, MANAGING ANDRUNNING THE MOSTAWESOME TEM STORE ANYRPGHAS EVER F------ SEEN YOU BUY UTEMS LOW SELL HIGH, NEGOTIATE, EXPAND YOUR SHOP AND BECOMB THE F------ SLUM LORD OF YOUR TOWN. ND YOUIKNOWAWHAT YOUMOTHERIFUCKING CASUAL THATS ONLY HALF OF THE F------ GAME. THE OTHER HALFISA COMPLETELY AWESOME YOU GET TO RECRUIT HEROES AND SEND THEM TO THEIR HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR OUR PROFIT THEY GET EXPAND ITAMS, YOU GET PILES OF LOOT TO SELLAT YOUR SHOP T 837 LEVEL DUNGEON RPO SI4 O57 LEVE DUNGEONEPG OH SAIT IS THAT IRON ARMOR? THIS ISNT SOME F------ MOVIE THEATER, IF YOURE NOT BUYING THENGET THE SEB THIS F-----? HES POORAND DUMB AS S--- AND HE WILL F------ DIE FOR YOU YOU DONT LIKE WEABOO GAMES? WELL TRY THEDEMO AwAY SLE IP PAMN STARS WAS ACTUALLY GOOD. THEN BUYIT BECAUSBITS YOU LIKE GLORIOUS NIHONIN GAMEA ADESU FULL ON D--- S------- ROTTING ANIMECUTE MANGA STYLB. Key Eveht Skip Fps 5.9 CAPITALISM HO MOTHER F------!

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Swedish Chef

Swedish Chef

Dec 29, 2013 at 01:46PM EST

Just checked and the game's on sale for 50% off on Steam right now at $10 however I'm not sure whether they'll lower the price even more later on or not so like a true greedy capatalist I'm waiting for now until either a better deal comes up or just before the sale ends.

CAPATALISM HO!!!

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Ingway

Ingway

Dec 28, 2013 at 04:08PM EST in reply to Dinonick

It's actually sort of fun, i also tought it would be some strange little game, but it holds up, that is if you like managing type games.

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