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Duck Description: As suggested by irregular pattern of "heart" shapes, duck affects the romantic feelings of human subject holding it; subjects appear convinced the object is a "love charm", and persist in this belief and relevant behavior regardless of any arising evidence to the contrary Notes: Status as cognitohazard pending review; requests for testing must be pre-approved

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WHAT IN THE SECURED CONTAINED PROTECTED F---
The cute blob creature from SCP Foundation. Design might not be accurate to lore, but whatever... <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/liquidfreakstudios/scp-999">HD on Newgrounds</a>
Addendum 7143.2: Personnel Personal Testimony Note: The following testimony was gathered during an anonymous survey to ascertain the overall staff opinion of RPC-7143-J. Certain portions have been expunged for the sake of decency. Names have been included to further shame those who might have illicit thoughts about the beautiful and graceful RPC-7143-J. Agent Romerville: Yeah they're pretty sweet. I see him sometimes winking at me down the hall. Think they're tryin' to get at me. Dr. Cornwall: You mean RPC-7143-J? Yeah, I call her Stacy. I know she wants me. She plays pretty hard to get, but she glistens a little differently for me, you know? Dr. Hughes: Oh yeah, I'd really one of those Latch Escutcheon plates EXTREMELY NSFW FILE PHOTO from the pyrotechnics lab and just then let him Note: Data expunged, h--------. What the f--- is wrong with you people? -Dr. Celf and then take Researcher Axwell: I invited him out for drinks last week. Kind of gave me the cold shoulder, but he's pretty far out of my league anyway. Pretty dreamy though, don't you think? Knob ↓ Researcher Chambers: I would f--- the s--- out of that doorknob. Dr. Lee: I've been working on my pickup lines, here, listen! "Hey baby, why don't you and me go turn in for the night?" Get it? Turn in? Because... turning? Guys?
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