adding to the list:
-fandoms should overtake your life
-all men are scum
-all cis people are scum
-all white people are scum
-people saying their opinion makes you feel attacked
-you should pretend to be dead for a few days
-productivity=bitching on tumblr about something you don't like

I personally want to slap over the head everyone who acts like depression is cool.

It's not. It's a fucking wheel of fortune every day to see if you're in a good mood, a passable mood, an "I wish I was dead" mood or an "I wish everyone else was dead" mood.