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TOTAL 3.55 PAYMENTS Cash Payment 5.00 TOTAL PAYMENTS TOTAL TIPS 3.55 0.00 Balance Due 0.00 Thank you! Freshest Donuts from the Freshest Donut Pros "I bought a donut and they gave me a rece- ipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you 8- ive me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into th is. I can't imagine a scenario that I Wou- ld have to prove that I bought a donut." -Mitch Hedberg 34,978 notes

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Paulie DeMafia Mk2

Oct 27, 2014 at 04:55PM EDT

I remember that one legal case where a man was proven to not have commited assault and rape due to a receipt putting him a few miles away, buying a bagel.

So how about you hang on to that donut receipt? You know, just in case?

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What if donut-discriminating bagel-supremacists take over the world and destroy all donuts and evidence of donuts, kidnap you and torture you, trying to erase all memories of the existence of donuts from your mind and when you're finally freed, you look in your coat pocket and see this receipt, the only link you have to the truth and become a freedom fighter who takes down the totaligrarian government?

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