Jesus Christ, it's like those idiots on Tumblr never heard of comas or any form of proper writing at all. This shit is almost unreadable.

My first experience with tampons was on a bus heading home from a band review. There was a sophomore who did a lot of extracurricular actives and had fallen into deep sleep with his mouth open. A girl had some extra tampons so we opened one up and put it in his mouth for a few minutes. When he finally woke up he said "Why is my mouth so dry?"