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L Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:22:32 No.23558639 File: MarineCo 、>>2355867322235587312223558841 Seal.jpg (2.25 MB, 2076x2100) MENT also other story >be grandpy getting transferred between spain and france >be on a navy ship snavy skipper has annyoing little dog that barks all night and keeps everyone awake >dog has his own quarters and everyone, navy and marines need to bunk 4 to a room. severyone always gathers to watch crazy tiger shark feeding frenzy when the ship discharges builge smureens on the ship are always fighting and getting completely obliterated on absinthe and wine they smuggled onto the boat from france sone night grampy is taking a stroll around the deck because he cannot sleep. >see a bunch of marines dressed in all black running towards skippers quaters. >see them running towards back of the ship. >hear muffled barking >loud noise as ship begins to dump builge at night >grampy looks and hear yipe >sees little white fluffy dog sent into sky then bit in half in mid air by tiger shark >next day skipper wakes up and finds that his dog is missing >military police investigate. >they interroage grampy >"I was walking on the deck, but was on the other side of the ship. I didn't see anything." >and that is the end of that story

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