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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:34:04 No.2355873123558801 3 23558639 >be grampy >be in marrakesh sbe using arabic skills to try and secure local sources of food from rich arab merchants >guy has about a million wives all of them are super hot >grandpa stubbornly tries to discuss business sarab guy decides he wants to wait until after the meal ssits grandpa down at oppoisite end of gaint table >grandpa has never eaten morrocan food before >they roll cooscoose in a ball using butter then eat the whole thing, and eat all kind of delicious s--- >wives belly dancing and wearing scandalous clothing the entire time smerchant tries to sell grandpa some of his wives, grandpa politely declines seventually negotiates a local source of bread, chickpeas, butter, milk, goats and cooscoose in exchange for wood, clothing, and scrap metal. guy then tries to sell my grandpa one of his daughters >grandpa explains rules about fratternization to merchant >merchant laughs and says "by allah, no wonder Americans fight so hard, you are all so angry all the time because you have no women!" grandpa gathers local intelligence from guy who continues to try and marry off his super hot daughter to my grandfather this continues for the rest of the war >grandpa stays on mission >marries an American when he comes home stells me that this was one of the hardest parts of the war for him.

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Anonymous 1/31/2025, 10:39:47 AM No.49078630 r/greentext in 2036 Discussion 7 KB JPEG >be me > logging into Reddit Metaverse Premium Plus (now with haptic feedback for downvotes) >spend 3 hours verifying my age through blockchain-based ID system > finally get to r/greentext >sort by new >"Anon works at the Mars Colony" >be me, wagecuck on Mars Colony 47-B >working 169 hour weeks maintaining Musk's catgirl breeding facility >getting paid in ElonCoin (currently worth 0.0000001 USD) >mfw when I can't even afford soylent anymore >tfw no qt 3.14 genetically engineered catgirl gf >at least I'm not working in the reddit karma mines >get notification that I forgot to thank the Amazon-Tesla Al for allowing me to breathe their premium oxygen subscription > oxygen supply cut off >die >get reanimated as a cybernetic wagie because I signed the wrong clause in my 47,000 page employment contract > now I have to work double shifts >tfw when you realize you'll never escape wage slavery even in death >mfw when I realize I'm still paying off my student loans from 2024 >pic related, it's my government assigned cybernetic suffering enhancement module Replies: >Fake: Anon implies he got a job >Gay: Anon works for another man's catgirl facility >TendieBot_9000: [ATTENTION CITIZEN] Please validate your greentext reading license before attempting humor >"what the f--- is a soylent?" > "it's what they called food before the great nutrient paste standardization act of 2034" >be me reading this on my neuralink >get error 404: brain not found >mfw As I watch the last remnants of 4chan culture get absorbed into the corporate metaverse, I realize the true greentext was the autism we developed along the way.

Anonymous [*] HINDI (हिन्दी) FILIPINO (Wikang Filipino) 01/31/25(Fri)04:43:54 No.207305506 >millions of filipinos flood canada in the 2010s >nobody cares >millions of jeets flood canada in the 2020s >everyone gets p----- off, even liberal white women turn racist 124 KB JPG explain this phenomenom Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)04:49:08 No.207305640 filipinos actually integrate in every instance i've encountered them in the west rapists of india do not >>207305727 # >>207311237 # Anonymous >>207305640 # Asians have humility 01/31/25(Fri)04:51:24 No.207305727 Indians never know the meaning of the word "no". They always go after what they want regardless. Unironically helps them get jobs but with women it makes them r---- >>207306406 # >>207307051 # >>207311147 #

File: strongest Fire emblem player.png (3.7 MB, 2518x1462) Elise T-t-twenty push-ups? Like, in a row?! Is that even possible? ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:42:23 No.701696925 >>701697169 >>701697806 >>701698005 >>>701698313 >>701698352 >>701699713 >>701700913 >>701701718 >>701704079 >>701704956 >>701705173 >>701711114 >RPG gives you frail sissy weak healer at the start >secretly shes one of the strongest characters in the entire game love this trope ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)12:59:27 No.701698064 >>701698589 >>701698816 File: 'stang and 'lly.jpg (354 KB, 1920x1080) PYGMALION >game gives you p------------ gun that can barely kill a single zombie >secretly its the most based weapon in the entire game ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:08:54 No.701698703 >rpg gives you a muscular badass barbarian lady >she secretly has the lowest strength in the game >>701699070 ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)13:23:22 No. 701699713 ►>>701699882 File: Berookie.jpg (1.97 MB, 4000x2400) Beruka I brought the poison like you asked. Do want to taste it? A sip won't kill you. >>701696925 (OP) >RPG gives you an autistic girl with a tragic backstory >You have to work hard to earn that smile Love this little s--- like you wouldn't believe. >> ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri) 15:19:37 No. 701706863 File: GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOAH.png (25 KB, 240x160) but if you lose it's all over. your life, you >>701706905 The game is taunting me >> Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)15:20:23 No. 701706905 >>701706863 People die when they are killed. ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)21:39:59 No.701724535 ►>>701725126 the very idea that Engage could be someone's first FE game makes me shudder.

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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:34:04 No.2355873123558801 3 23558639 >be grampy >be in marrakesh sbe using arabic skills to try and secure local sources of food from rich arab merchants >guy has about a million wives all of them are super hot >grandpa stubbornly tries to discuss business sarab guy decides he wants to wait until after the meal ssits grandpa down at oppoisite end of gaint table >grandpa has never eaten morrocan food before >they roll cooscoose in a ball using butter then eat the whole thing, and eat all kind of delicious s--- >wives belly dancing and wearing scandalous clothing the entire time smerchant tries to sell grandpa some of his wives, grandpa politely declines seventually negotiates a local source of bread, chickpeas, butter, milk, goats and cooscoose in exchange for wood, clothing, and scrap metal. guy then tries to sell my grandpa one of his daughters >grandpa explains rules about fratternization to merchant >merchant laughs and says "by allah, no wonder Americans fight so hard, you are all so angry all the time because you have no women!" grandpa gathers local intelligence from guy who continues to try and marry off his super hot daughter to my grandfather this continues for the rest of the war >grandpa stays on mission >marries an American when he comes home stells me that this was one of the hardest parts of the war for him.

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