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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:34:04 No.2355873123558801 3 23558639 >be grampy >be in marrakesh sbe using arabic skills to try and secure local sources of food from rich arab merchants >guy has about a million wives all of them are super hot >grandpa stubbornly tries to discuss business sarab guy decides he wants to wait until after the meal ssits grandpa down at oppoisite end of gaint table >grandpa has never eaten morrocan food before >they roll cooscoose in a ball using butter then eat the whole thing, and eat all kind of delicious s--- >wives belly dancing and wearing scandalous clothing the entire time smerchant tries to sell grandpa some of his wives, grandpa politely declines seventually negotiates a local source of bread, chickpeas, butter, milk, goats and cooscoose in exchange for wood, clothing, and scrap metal. guy then tries to sell my grandpa one of his daughters >grandpa explains rules about fratternization to merchant >merchant laughs and says "by allah, no wonder Americans fight so hard, you are all so angry all the time because you have no women!" grandpa gathers local intelligence from guy who continues to try and marry off his super hot daughter to my grandfather this continues for the rest of the war >grandpa stays on mission >marries an American when he comes home stells me that this was one of the hardest parts of the war for him.

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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:34:04 No.2355873123558801 3 23558639 >be grampy >be in marrakesh sbe using arabic skills to try and secure local sources of food from rich arab merchants >guy has about a million wives all of them are super hot >grandpa stubbornly tries to discuss business sarab guy decides he wants to wait until after the meal ssits grandpa down at oppoisite end of gaint table >grandpa has never eaten morrocan food before >they roll cooscoose in a ball using butter then eat the whole thing, and eat all kind of delicious s--- >wives belly dancing and wearing scandalous clothing the entire time smerchant tries to sell grandpa some of his wives, grandpa politely declines seventually negotiates a local source of bread, chickpeas, butter, milk, goats and cooscoose in exchange for wood, clothing, and scrap metal. guy then tries to sell my grandpa one of his daughters >grandpa explains rules about fratternization to merchant >merchant laughs and says "by allah, no wonder Americans fight so hard, you are all so angry all the time because you have no women!" grandpa gathers local intelligence from guy who continues to try and marry off his super hot daughter to my grandfather this continues for the rest of the war >grandpa stays on mission >marries an American when he comes home stells me that this was one of the hardest parts of the war for him.

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