Super Smash Brothers - We need to talk.

"She gripped me seductively and I JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS."

Would anyone else be willing to buy character skins as DLC? For example, a more complete Daisy skin for Peach, with tanned skin, new voice, rethemed moves, but otherwise functionally identical? Think FemRobin or the Koopa Kids for Bowser Jr.

Other examples: Young Link for Toon Link, Roy for Ike (to shut the fanboys up), Twili Midna for Zelda (replace Din's Fire with a shadow ball, a phantom with that Wallmaster-esque hand, etc.), and Aran Ryan for Little Mac.