"It seems the pathetic landshrimps of this planet believe that scientific plausibility and computer-generated imagery make for an enjoyable film. These statistics appear to prove otherwise."

"Yeah, they didn't even get the backstory right! How high were they back in 1998 when they thought this was a good idea!?"

"Man, for once, I'm actually happy I'm not as popular as you, lizard-breath! Jeez, imagine how badly a Gamera '98 would turn out…"

Would you look at that? Mothra's reaction is in the "You Might Also Like" section.