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Mormon Invents Product That Sends You a Report of Every Website Your Kids Visit Michael Tingey, a Mormon father, husband and software engineer, created PYUR a new smart filter that monitors web use by taking screen shots of all sites visited. LDSLIVING.COM Like Comment Share sourcedumal aellagirl samandriel How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad See Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad, with control issues It's honestly like Christian Grey level micromanaging. Do you wanna f--- up your kid? Because this is how you f--- up your kid My parents did this to me as a teenager Nothing will ever match the horror of being called into your dad's office at the age of 14 and him showing you screenshots of your own computer from the last several months Screenshots of private conversations with online friends Or records of my internet browsing history And then my fundamentalist christian parents asked, "do you masturbate?" because they found I had signed up for this site called "okcupid" in order to do the fun personality quizzes they had on it. And okcupid was a "sex site." And they would play mind games with me, pretending that they had been recording more of my activity than they actually had, but refusing to tell me how much, so l never really knew how much they actually knew, or how long they'd been spying on my computer, and I lived in constant fear of them pulling out a "WE KNOW YOU DID THIS, GOTCHA." at any moment. Sometimes when I left the room they would sneak onto my computer and go through anything I had left open I'm 23 now, and to this day I have a soul-crippling paranoia of anybody getting near my computer. Not even long term romantic partners. NOBODY touches my computer. Never ever ever ever Because instead of actually communicating with your children, stalk them instead to manipulate them emotionally My mother did something like this once, i didn't get in major trouble. (mostly because at the time i didn't do anything she'd find problematic) But i lost all trust with her, and now keep everything a secret, even the innocuous things I'm still scared she'll figure out the password one day. (I always lock it when i leave it) Pretty sure this mentally scarred me in a way that only just manifested as a fear of authority figures and other anxieties fattyatomicmutant Source: samandriel 103,213 notes Apr 7th, 2015

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Mormon Invents Product That Sends You a Report of Every Website Your Kids Visit Michael Tingey, a Mormon father, husband and software engineer, created PYUR a new smart filter that monitors web use by taking screen shots of all sites visited. LDSLIVING.COM Like Comment Share sourcedumal aellagirl samandriel How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad See Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad, with control issues It's honestly like Christian Grey level micromanaging. Do you wanna f--- up your kid? Because this is how you f--- up your kid My parents did this to me as a teenager Nothing will ever match the horror of being called into your dad's office at the age of 14 and him showing you screenshots of your own computer from the last several months Screenshots of private conversations with online friends Or records of my internet browsing history And then my fundamentalist christian parents asked, "do you masturbate?" because they found I had signed up for this site called "okcupid" in order to do the fun personality quizzes they had on it. And okcupid was a "sex site." And they would play mind games with me, pretending that they had been recording more of my activity than they actually had, but refusing to tell me how much, so l never really knew how much they actually knew, or how long they'd been spying on my computer, and I lived in constant fear of them pulling out a "WE KNOW YOU DID THIS, GOTCHA." at any moment. Sometimes when I left the room they would sneak onto my computer and go through anything I had left open I'm 23 now, and to this day I have a soul-crippling paranoia of anybody getting near my computer. Not even long term romantic partners. NOBODY touches my computer. Never ever ever ever Because instead of actually communicating with your children, stalk them instead to manipulate them emotionally My mother did something like this once, i didn't get in major trouble. (mostly because at the time i didn't do anything she'd find problematic) But i lost all trust with her, and now keep everything a secret, even the innocuous things I'm still scared she'll figure out the password one day. (I always lock it when i leave it) Pretty sure this mentally scarred me in a way that only just manifested as a fear of authority figures and other anxieties fattyatomicmutant Source: samandriel 103,213 notes Apr 7th, 2015

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Apr 08, 2015 at 10:50AM EDT

This tool should be used to know if your child is having trouble, not for making them paranoid that you know what they masturbate to or that you read their conversations. If they visit pages about self harm, have conversatios about being bullied or writ things about wanting to commit suicide, then yes, you should tell them that you know they have a problem, but not be all like "So you joined Club Penguin without my permission?"

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Apr 08, 2015 at 04:36PM EDT in reply to Sayer

"SON, I KNOW YOU WENT ONTO DISNEY.COM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"

"PLEASE, FATHER, FORGIVE ME!"

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