"Our story actually begins, long before Steven…

Back when the world was new, and Planet Earth was down on it's luck,

And everywhere gigantic brutes called Diamonds ran amok!

It was a naaaaasty place! It was a mess wherever you stepped,

and Gemlords reigns and the place called Kindergarten neeeever slept!"

"Whoo, tell it my friend!"

"AND THEN ALONG CAME ROSE!"