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THERE IS NO GOD BUT THE COMMANDER AND BRADFORD IS HIS PROPHET!

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    The Least Likeable Alien in X-Com

    OK Civilian This creature appears to be very similar in appearance to a human, although mentally inferior in almost all regards. Groups of these creatures always accompany other alien species on Terror Missions, although their purpose on these missions is currently unknown. In combat, the species become suicidal: running into active gunfire, sitting on live grenades and force-feeding themselves to the various attack beasts they work alongside with. This activity, combined with their general human appearance, causes severe morale loss to any troops that witness the demise of these pathetic creatures first-hand.
    OK Civilian This creature appears to be very similar in appearance to a human, although mentally inferior in almost all regards. Groups of these creatures always accompany other alien species on Terror Missions, although their purpose on these missions is currently unknown. In combat, the species become suicidal: running into active gunfire, sitting on live grenades and force-feeding themselves to the various attack beasts they work alongside with. This activity, combined with their general human appearance, causes severe morale loss to any troops that witness the demise of these pathetic creatures first-hand.
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    The Hive Mod Summarised

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    CHRYSSALIDS 150 45 CAP'N CRUNCH'S OOPS!All MURLYS ARIMCALY FLAVIRES Sweetened Corn & Oat Cereal NET WT 11.5 0Z (326 g) 00
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    First Day on the Job

    WITH LOVE, FROM AL
    WITH LOVE, FROM AL
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    "Commander, I have developed a crippling fear of mirrorssssss"

    A NEGATIVE TRAIT ACQUIRED II LIEUTENANT Lt. Miia 'Colt' Starbird VIPER Fear of Vipers Ophidiophobia Chance to panic when encountering an enemy Viper. "It's just not natural.. I can't wrap my head around it." allala.l NL.E DELL
    A NEGATIVE TRAIT ACQUIRED II LIEUTENANT Lt. Miia 'Colt' Starbird VIPER Fear of Vipers Ophidiophobia Chance to panic when encountering an enemy Viper. "It's just not natural.. I can't wrap my head around it." allala.l NL.E DELL
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    Battle Fever X

    Japanizing Beam!
    Japanizing Beam!
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    Traitor!

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    TRAITOR! imgflip.com
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    Blaster Bomb Trick Shot

    LRUNEN 下
    LRUNEN 下
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    POV: An Alien base commander being apprehended by X-Com Operatives

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    Terror Missions in a Nutshell

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    Controllings Barbie 22 23
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    "So how do we top Chryssalids in the sequal?" "We could make them fly?" "Yeeeeaaaahhhh Boi."

    TFTO Tentaculat NMn 20
    TFTO Tentaculat NMn 20
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    The True Masterminds

    Dolphin Dolphins ore Mosterminda behind Ehe invosion. They ore ogile, Fast, resilient ond cunning, such combinotion makes Ehem dangerous whenever encountered. Usually they employ lesser species to do Eheir bidding thus encounters with them ore very rore. SuccessFul copture ond interrogation oF live Dolphin is critical to unravelling Eheir plans and countering Eheir conquest. OK
    Dolphin Dolphins ore Mosterminda behind Ehe invosion. They ore ogile, Fast, resilient ond cunning, such combinotion makes Ehem dangerous whenever encountered. Usually they employ lesser species to do Eheir bidding thus encounters with them ore very rore. SuccessFul copture ond interrogation oF live Dolphin is critical to unravelling Eheir plans and countering Eheir conquest. OK
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    RNGsus hath forsaken me.

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    Tank/Rocket Launcher 10 100 90 100
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    Of course it'd be Chryssalid Wasps! We're not allowed nice things here.

    X-COM: UFO Defense (a.k.a. UFO: Enemy Unknown) was released on March 1994. Chryssalid The game features an alien enemy called a Chryssalid that has a life cycle almost identical to real life parasitoid wasps (as well as the Xenomorphs from the Alien movies which themselves The crob-like claws of this creature are g powerful weopon in cloge combab. The high mebabolism ond strength oF this creabure give ib speed and dexberity. Instead of Killing its victim ib impregnates it with on egg and injects a venom which burns it into O wolking zombie. A new Chryssolid will bursb From bhe vicbim shortly oFter impregnation. Chryssolids are 0ssociated with the Snokeman race. were also heavily inspired by these wasps). What fans of the game don't know however is that it predicted a real scientific discovery made that same year! A paper published in the July 1994 issue of the journal Animal Beahviour (merely 5 months after the game's release) called "Usurpation of host behaviour by a parasitic wasp" was the first ever documented examination of what would later be called the bodyguard manipulation! This phenomenon occurs after a parasitoid wasp injects her eggs inside a host, later these eggs hatch into larvae that influence the behavior of the host in ways that benefit their development. The real manipulation however starts after the larvae emerge from the host and start spinning silken cocoons! Somehow, by means still poorly understood, the mortally wounded and barely living host remains under the control of the wasp larvae and violently guards them from any threat that might endanger them while they pupate! Referred to as Voodoo Wasps and the hosts as essentially living Zombies it doesn't take much imagination to see how this is perfectly mirrored in the Chryssalids! Indeed X-COM predicted a real world biological phenomenon that we still don't know enough about to this very day!
    X-COM: UFO Defense (a.k.a. UFO: Enemy Unknown) was released on March 1994. Chryssalid The game features an alien enemy called a Chryssalid that has a life cycle almost identical to real life parasitoid wasps (as well as the Xenomorphs from the Alien movies which themselves The crob-like claws of this creature are g powerful weopon in cloge combab. The high mebabolism ond strength oF this creabure give ib speed and dexberity. Instead of Killing its victim ib impregnates it with on egg and injects a venom which burns it into O wolking zombie. A new Chryssolid will bursb From bhe vicbim shortly oFter impregnation. Chryssolids are 0ssociated with the Snokeman race. were also heavily inspired by these wasps). What fans of the game don't know however is that it predicted a real scientific discovery made that same year! A paper published in the July 1994 issue of the journal Animal Beahviour (merely 5 months after the game's release) called "Usurpation of host behaviour by a parasitic wasp" was the first ever documented examination of what would later be called the bodyguard manipulation! This phenomenon occurs after a parasitoid wasp injects her eggs inside a host, later these eggs hatch into larvae that influence the behavior of the host in ways that benefit their development. The real manipulation however starts after the larvae emerge from the host and start spinning silken cocoons! Somehow, by means still poorly understood, the mortally wounded and barely living host remains under the control of the wasp larvae and violently guards them from any threat that might endanger them while they pupate! Referred to as Voodoo Wasps and the hosts as essentially living Zombies it doesn't take much imagination to see how this is perfectly mirrored in the Chryssalids! Indeed X-COM predicted a real world biological phenomenon that we still don't know enough about to this very day!
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    The cause of, and solution to, most Alien Base TPKs.

    OK DAMAGE AMMO Blaster Launcher HIGH EXPLOSIVE 200 SHOT TYPE ACCURACY TU COST Aimed 120% 80% This is on olien guided missile launcher which Fires powerFul "bloster bombs". When you click bo Fire the weapon it will generote "way points For Ehe blaster bomb to Follow. When you have posibioned enough way points click on bEhe special launch icon. WHEN YOU'VE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO KILL EVERY MUTHAF CKA IN THE ROOM. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
    OK DAMAGE AMMO Blaster Launcher HIGH EXPLOSIVE 200 SHOT TYPE ACCURACY TU COST Aimed 120% 80% This is on olien guided missile launcher which Fires powerFul "bloster bombs". When you click bo Fire the weapon it will generote "way points For Ehe blaster bomb to Follow. When you have posibioned enough way points click on bEhe special launch icon. WHEN YOU'VE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO KILL EVERY MUTHAF CKA IN THE ROOM. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
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    Mankind's Best Hope

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    3-5 40% EHU
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    There's bad, there's shit and then there's Floaters.

    Aliens defeated QUANTITY 11. ITEM ALIENS KILLED. ALIEN CORPSES RECOVERED. LIVE ALIENS RECOVEREO.. ALIEN ARTEFACTS RECOVERED.. CIVILIANS SAVED. SCORE 196 40 12 150 TOTAL. .398 OK RATING GOOD!
    Aliens defeated QUANTITY 11. ITEM ALIENS KILLED. ALIEN CORPSES RECOVERED. LIVE ALIENS RECOVEREO.. ALIEN ARTEFACTS RECOVERED.. CIVILIANS SAVED. SCORE 196 40 12 150 TOTAL. .398 OK RATING GOOD!
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    Horrible Thought of the Day: Chryssalids are Monster girls, technically speaking.

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    And this is my baby Timmy. Look! You can him kicking anound in thene ! see
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    It's time to run now.

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    Like Father, Like Son

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