Randi…the burning anger I have for you right now rivals a million Foreman Grills. Normally comments on this level would spur me to look for an appropriate reaction image or video, like the image of Lord Humongous saying "I am deeply disappointed" or Regular Show's Rigby yelling "Stop Talking!!" but right now, the only appropriate reaction I have to you is the desire to force you to walk across the United States in shoes made of thumb tacks and Legos.

Some people don't volunteer their voice when they speak at a con or at a school. these people charge a certain amount or ask for their travel to be covered. or both. harper wanted both from a con that was donating all its proceeds to charity.