Splatoon - charger is a good job mate

Professionals have three standards:
Be a kid
Be a squid
Have a plan to splat any Inkling you meet.

"Splatchargin's a good job, mate. It's challengin' work, outta doors…I guarantee ya won't go hungry.

'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two Inklings left on the planet, some kid is gonna want some squid splatted."